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i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!
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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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i am Thinking about how quickly and how well susie and tenna started getting along. i am Thinking about it
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Do you think G'raha had an adjustment period of "initial reaction vs. experience"
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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.
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this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life
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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh
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Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!
Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!
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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring
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Greetings, fair Lady Normalgirl! I wish to congratulate thee on 50k and to inform you that they noble eunuch is adorable!
aw thank you!! here is him being adorably over-toasted in the heatwave lol



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writing my breaking bad remake where walter white pays for his cancer treatment with twitch streams but he’s equally secretive about it and jesse is his moderator and gus is a rival streamer anyway this is stupid
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It was too big to be called a hotdog. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw meat.
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