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Happy Birthday Barbie 💖

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good

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King

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stardust (2007) really has everything. murder. mayhem. witches. gay pirates. unicorns. true love. claire danes. blond henry cavill before blond henry cavill was cool. subtle but wildly inappropriate jokes. a beheading. a lost princess. a running commentary of sarcastic ghosts. and more murder.

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I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

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hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word

this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

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I will say that as absolutely SOUL CRUSHING retail and customer service can be, my favourite thing is working right after new years and seeing customers manicures.

Like they get so excited when I tell them I like their nails bc all of them have glitter and sparkles on them.

They’re just like “OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH I GOT THEM DONE FOR NEW YEARS!! YOU GOTTA HAVE SPARKLE ON NEW YEARS!”

The fact that people choose to celebrate new years by putting glitter and sparkles on makes me so happy.

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honestly, if this whole debacle doesn't end with martin scorsese looking a reporter dead in the eye during an interview and saying,

"marvel movies aren't real films but goncharov is"

what are we even fucking doing here

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Me and "The Fonz" at the premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

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So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

.... You know?

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This site sucks. I can't ratio people on here

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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