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If you try to picture the most adorably twee and quaint idyllic Beatrix Potter art cottagecore aesthetic pastorial scene, combined with the bleakest, greyest and grimmest fucking cyberpunk dystopia you can think of - and not fused seamlessly together, mind, but an absolutely jagged mish-mash dysharmonious mess, with peacefully grazing sheep on a field to your left, and a big ugly grey corporate building of the company that owns your soul to your right - you've roughly got a pretty good image of what Britain looks like.

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been reeling over the revelation on the tmbw discord that this commercial's jingle blatantly rips off tmbg's "meet james ensor"

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Polyamorous prison guard constructing a sort of cuck panopticon.

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"My food is so dry! If only there were condiments I could use to flavor these iconic pieces of meaty summertime Americana!"

The tantalizing ketchup and mustard:

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This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

(Continued in reblog)

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Motivational things to send in the group chat

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Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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every time there’s suddenly a hate campaign against a female celebrity, the internet comes forward with their attitude of “i know the LAST one turned out to be a misogynistic and manipulative smear campaign after a woman was being abused and taken advantage of, but THIS TIME it’s real and justified” and then it never is and the cycle just repeats endlessly

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dude wool is magic it's like I can actually thermoregulate in the cold now what the hell

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How it feels to listen to take me out by franz ferdinand

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

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New York (1978)

Source : Youtube/MackenzieRough