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*pats seat *

Hey, let's sit down and talk about how Logan has a history of dismissing Patton's opinion, often being patronising or treating him as if he's stupid. So-

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guess who revisited a fandom 5 years later

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I imagine remus would die before he let's patton brush his hair properly

Hello I love your AU and wanted to say your profile pic is so cute but also Patton's hair looks like how I picture Logan doing his hair and bees apparently groom each other socially so it makes me think Patton brushes everyone's hair and gets Logan to do his for him ❤️ little bee brushing the other lil bugs to show his love

Thank you!!! And omg?? That's the cutest thing ever??? I'm stealing your headcanon /pos

Roman is definitely the one who enjoys getting his hair combed the most

Yes Patton's design changed again I promise this is the definitive version-

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A very bad description of the human sides, I'm not good at details T_T

I've been thinking about some of the fandom's interpretations of what they would look like, but I want to add twists.

Roman does have tanned skin, eyes are forest green and his hair is more of a light auburn, it's always styled a certain way depending on what feels like doing. It's never in one specific style

Remus despite being Roman's twin is paler, he purposely uses sunscreen to be pale so he and Roman don't get mixed up. The grey streak in his hair is the same and he's growing his mustache.

Patton with more of a honey blond hair color with slight curls at the end, freckles are on his cheeks but they are not that noticeable. He has them but yeah not that obvious, his eyes are a light blue

Janus has the same brown hair as in the series, he has heterochromia. His right eye is a chestnut brown and his left is grey he also has vitiligo. His skin is slightly tanned not like Roman's but definitely more than his cousins and brother, white spots on his face and other parts of his body that are covered by his clothes

Logan and Virgil have black hair (Virgil dyed part of his hair like in the Hogwarts themed video) and they both have grey eyes, they're both naturally pale.

Thomas obviously is the same, he might be making more appearances but that would be a spoiler

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Remus and Roman 🩷

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i havent posted in awhile hahahdha…. sanders sides fandom cmere spsp

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I’m so fucking ready for the day Janus impersonates Roman

So fucking ready

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Roman: unprovoked?! x

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I'm obsessed with your artstyle, I love your sander sides content. can you draw your fav shipps or duos?

firstly, thank you so much!!! secondly.. my favorite sasi ships?? mine? my faves??? well shit okay… cant deny that request,

prinxiety, moceit, and logince for the soul. also ive been wanting to draw the sides in different outfits lately just for fun and this was like. perfect..

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Virgil: Hey Remus

Remus: *punches Virgil in the stomach*

Virgil: What the fuck?

Remus: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Virgil: What the fuck are you talking about?

Remus: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Logan: See ya! *leaves*

Virgil: I'm not pregnant!

Remus: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes

Virgil: I was never pregnant, Remus!

Remus: Are... you sure?

Virgil: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Janus: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Remus: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Janus: *punches Virgil in the stomach*

Virgil: AW, MOTHERFU--

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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Patton: *sniffling* You- you guys just dropped everything and came out here for me? How did you get here so fast?

Janus: Well when Patton is sad, he’s worth committing several traffic violations-

Remus: And 3 counts of resisting arrest!

Roman: And the 14 cans of energy drinks we drank-

Virgil: Also that’s not our car-

Patton:

Patton: You guyyyysssss *happy sobs*

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🕸️ SANDERS SIDES BEETLEJUICE AU 🕸️

PLOT INFO:

The young married couple Logan and Patton Maitland plan to settle down in a quiet town in their fixer-upper home until a fateful car accident kills them

While still grappling with being dead the two of them are also forced to deal with a small and slightly strange family moving into their dream home

The Deetz family: sweet and homely Emile and his teenage gothic son Virgil, and Virgil’s oddly artistic stepfather Remy (along with the frequent visitor of Remy’s co-worker and fellow artist, Janus)

Logan and Patton, wanting the family out, seek the advice of their caseworker Thomas who suggest that they haunt them out, but when that fails they summon a bio-exorcist named Remus (AKA: Betelgeuse)

Meanwhile, Logan and Patton form an unexpected parental bond with Virgil when they find out that the boy can see them unlike everyone else who’s living

Unknown to them is that Virgil is being haunted by Remus’ twin brother Roman (Beetlejuice) who implores him to help with his mission to be able to freely escape the Netherworld, but can only do so by marrying a living being

(Roman promises that they never have to actually get married and only be engaged as that will give him partial freedom so long as Virgil says his birth name three times)

When Remus proves to be too crude and diabolical in his methods, Logan and Patton attempt another haunting and are this time successful in getting noticed but ultimately fail when Virgil’s parents and their business friends are amused and want to summon them

With Janus in the lead, he poorly performs what he thinks is a seance, but is actually an exorcist, and Patton and Logan begin to decay in their ghostly form

In a panic, Virgil pleads with who he thinks is Roman (but is actually Remus disguised as him) to help them and agrees to get married in exchange for it

Remus does his part in saving Patton and Logan and driving away the business people, but then tries to force Virgil to hold up his end of the bargain

Patton and Logan try to help but are thwarted by Remus until Logan can injure him by driving a car from his town model into his foot and Patton rides in on a sandworm that snatches Remus up

In the epilogue, The Maitlands and Deetzes are living harmoniously and Roman and Virgil get engaged and go on to have adventures in the Netherworld

(SUPER IMPORTANT NOTE!!! While Prinxiety will happen eventually, so long as Virgil is under the age of 25 (aka while his brain isn’t fully developed) he and Roman are strictly friends!!!)

(I imagine that they get married when Virgil is 30 and I want to try and tie it into the sequel ‘Beetlejuice Beetlejuice’ when I inevitably watch it (because I haven’t yet, please nobody give me spoilers, I’ve been really good at avoiding them so far!!)

Feel free to ask me any questions~

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✨ SANDERS SIDES BEWITCHED AU ✨

PLOT INFO:

Part Two of the Teenage Witch AU

Newlyweds Virgil and Roman Grimm have settled into a suburban neighborhood with friendly neighbors and a big secret to hide: Virgil is a witch

Virgil and Roman go on to have the usual experiences like decorating their new home, barbeques with the whole block, and tea socials for the stay-at-home spouses

But with the added bonus of magic spells going wrong, crazy relatives literally popping in, and eventually the pitter-patter of little witchy feet

Roman begins a career in advertisement and will often dramatically act out his pitches and Virgil is a stay-at-home-husband as it’s easier on his anxiety and he can keep a better eye on any magical mishaps

Virgil’s uncles Remy and Emile Grimm sometimes pop in to check on their nephew (especially Remy) and their son/Virgil’s cousin Janus travels a lot and can be mischievous when he visits

Roman’s twin brother Remus has married their mutual friend Logan Jones and he works as a wild fashion designer while Logan is a teacher

Another mutual friend, Patton Hart, goes into his family business of animal treats

In this AU we see more of the Grimm witchy clan and Roman had met them all at the wedding (the majority of them like Roman while others would have preferred for Virgil to marry another powerful witch in a ‘political marriage’ kind of way)

Feel free to ask me any questions~

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Virgil, before he left: Hey I'm quitting.

Janus: Wait what- How come?!

Virgil: I don't really like you guys anymore.

Janus, scowling: Each job requires 2 weeks notice, this is incredibly unprofessional, good luck, Virgil.

Virgil: EaAcH JoB REqUirEs- Shut the fuck up.