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It's kinda hard to "attribute to ignorance rather than malice" when that ignorance is the product of centuries of malice.

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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

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It would be fun to re-learn french, but specifically go for one of the African dialects, just to make it clear that even if I only learned the language to be able to talk to more people, I have no respect for the colonialism. It took immense violence to put french into Africa, but now no amount of violence can take Africa out of french. And I'm joining this fight specifically against you.

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Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option

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my place of work has just restricted and forbidden the use of AI tools and any use will treated as a security and policy breach

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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

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I'm never deleting tiktok

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

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hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.