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Should we start thinking we're a bunch of lazy people?

Sadly, yes.

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Good to know I'm not the only one. I'm just always lazy.

Good to know I’m not alone. 

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Do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like -- no, I'm just going to stay here and do nothing at all.

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That's not how things are supposed to work.

I’m not going to answer you until you answer me. I asked you first.

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Thank you very much, man.

That was pure genius and you even showed your work. A+ for you

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You have a point there, I've been busy and all that stuff, might come back on Sunday. Yes, I am. I used to go to Hooters when I was really bored, but now I don't really like it anymore.

Can’t say I have stalked any of yours cause you haven’t been online when I am. Nice to meet you, James. You’re a pro footballer, right? Hooters is my mother ship!

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You wouldn't say that, don't ruin the friendship, man. Dogs are better.

I would say screw you, but I don’t even blame you.

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The question is -- did you miss me? Be honest, don't lie, think about our friendship, the times I make you laugh, the times you want to punch me in the face, think about the good stuff.

Performing in Turkey was absolutely wonderful. My fans and the hotel staff were the sweetest. I have to admit, though, its pretty damn amazing to be back at the condos after being away for a few days. I’m having some major Asia withdrawals right now though after giving her back to my parents. I’ve missed you guys. What’s been going on without me?

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Glad to know you've been stalking our conversations, man. I'm James and I will definitely start calling you Lucas because he used to be my favorite character. Beer, buffalo wings -- have you ever been to Hooters?

I should probably introduce myself instead of stalking your conversations. The name is Chad but I will probably answer to Lucas, too. I like long walks on the beach, buffalo wings, beer, and people watching. How is that for an awkward introduction?

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Me all the time.

You know that feeling when you eat so much that you feel the need to lie down on your death bed?

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I want to buy a koala bear and teach him how to bring me stuff whenever I ask him to.

I want to buy a koala bear and keep it in my room.

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Getting to the airport hours before the flight, standing in line to check in, standing in line to get through security, sitting in an uncomfortable seat, not being able get up and walk a bit, not having enough decent air to breath, waiting for baggage. Couple all of this with the time difference that you stipulated not to be in the answer, and its a very tiring experience. 

I will never understand how even a few hour flight can be so tiring, or how even though Luden’s don’t really do anything I buy them and eat the whole bag.

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I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

You’d think, after not seeing with me since May, Chester, my cat, would love to see me again. But nope. If anyone needs me, I’ll be nursing the cat scratches I seem to have obtained all over my arms.

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I've never felt more special.

I’m gonna trust you, man.

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I will send you a good picture soon.

I am so offended.

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I think you're lying. You know my full name, holy shit. We're definitely lame. I don't know, I like punk rock and old bands, I'm different. I don't like pop or anything like that, it's boring. He wrote a song for you? That's pretty cool. I'm twenty-three. How old are you? I don't know, they wouldn't do anything, maybe just watch everything happen, you know? You can just ask them instead. Yes, I am serious. We're doing it. Pft, I think you're going insane now. I won't stop you, I promise. Just go ahead and drink coffee and everything, do your thing, babe.

That’s because I was done with you first, I just didn’t say anything, James David Rodríguez Rubio. We’re lame. That’s cool, I guess. I mean, everyone has different taste. What kind of music do you like then? Harry’s great, I know him too. He actually wrote a song for me, so I know he’s talented as well. I am, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Let’s see — how old are you? What about the people who like you both though? Because it’s a cool word. Are you serious? It’s forgetting about it and hand in hand running off into the sunset while True Friend by Miley Cyrus is playing. That would make anyone cry. That’s really sweet of you. Like really. I feel like I’m talking to Gandhi. True that, especially when it comes to coffee. No one can force me to stop drinking ten cups a day.  

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I don't know, some people are just weird.

But do they have to stare?