rogue-agent-287
rogue-agent-287
Don't tell my superiors I'm here
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Gone rogue, gonna do my own thing. Agent Status: Unknown
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rogue-agent-287 · 5 months ago
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Hm... Unexpected hiatus.
I don't know where I am now.
But just know I still hear voices.
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rogue-agent-287 · 7 months ago
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BIG LIZARD???
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rogue-agent-287 · 8 months ago
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I LOVE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 WOMEN AND MEN 🌈🌈🌈
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rogue-agent-287 · 9 months ago
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What are you guys going as for Halloween this year?
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rogue-agent-287 · 9 months ago
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555-287-3121
Youre welcome.
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Gonna try rizzing him up, as the cool kids say
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rogue-agent-287 · 10 months ago
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Field Experience Log #Im tired of counting
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Whew it's been a minute! Went back into hiding for a breif period for unrelated reasons, but if anyone can get me the phone number of the guy with the fish bowl on his head, that'd be greatly appreciated!
Time to reboot my computer and get back to my analysis.
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rogue-agent-287 · 10 months ago
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Whos the cute green guy with the fishbowl on his head?
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rogue-agent-287 · 10 months ago
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Field Experience Log #4
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I find myself reflecting the more time I spend here.
I joined the team, I spent years as an operative, could've retired at any point and lived a comfortable life. But they offered me a spot for a 'special' mission, one last farewell.
I find myself thinking, I could've said no, why didnt I say no? I came here of my own free will. No one forced me to come here.
I could've just slept in that morning, I could've done anything else, I COULD be doing anything else.
But instead I'm here, and I know about as much as I knew when I first arrived.
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rogue-agent-287 · 10 months ago
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HOTTEST GUYS ON THE ISLAND - TIER LIST
I think everyone is here! Forgive me if I missed someone!! If I did... Probably you're not handsome enough (?) or you are!
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TIER 1: NOLAN CHANCE TIER
Nolan Chance: The one and only! Ladies, please, contain your orga$ms, I'm here and I have something for everyone!! OH BOY! OH YEAH BABY I'M COMING (To change your life, lady!)
TIER 2: DILFS (if i were a girl)
White haired guy: Just because reminds me of me in my tactical suit. Otherwise he'd be after BL.
Montague: God he's HOT. I want him to speak french to me while he stuffs me little ol' pockets with diamonds!
King Midas/Midas: A tie. A respectful tie. You guys are good looking, I admire you King Midas, Regular Midas (but not as regular as us human beings)
Dirty Jones: Stinky, I wish i had your stubble... between my le—
Lorenzo: Very handsome young boy! Man, you and I are someone's twink dream team
TIER 3: Handsome guys please dont break my bones
Doctor: I think I'd like to hug him, I think he could fix me
Persephone: Persephone (love your eyes)
Drift: Man, give me your arms routine! You're ripped!
Captain Jones: DAMN BOY LOOK AT THAT ASS
Wrecker: Move your butt and wreck this d—
Ezio: Man, show your face a bit more! Love your beard
Rust: He's gonna hit me if i put him lower
Raz: My man needs therapy but keep doing what you're doing with that hair!
Raptor: Just he right amount of face shown!
Lord Hades: Lord Hades I love you and I adore you and I respect you but... you scare me a LOT
Chuggus: Healty! I'm not into you, but I'd like you to be into ME (as shield potion of course)
BL: Yeah boy I sure love BL!
TIER 4: Ehhhh confusing
Oscar: Scary cat, fancy pet. I wish I could take him pictures with outfits to upload it to my social network accounts
Motorcycle guy: Scary guy
Cerberus: Scary underworld dog
????: What is that thing?
Pink Guy: Your balloon face creeps me out a bit but keep spreading love! This island is missing SO MUCH LOVE!
Banana beard man: ?????? But I think Banana beard man is a Banana beard They. if so, sorry for that, they fellow!
Wasteland Dummy: I liked you better when you were regular dummy
Pea bois: The third one looks like he wants to kiss me. Sorry boys, you need two more bodies to qualify as hot. Keep up the good work with cars tho!
TIER 5: I wanna puke
Bucket man: Old man, ew
Robot: Cold, I don'tlike cold
Fire skull: Way too hot to handle
Skull Trooper: Fucj that guy, score a goal and we'll see if you get higher
Paxton Price: FOR REAL FUCJ THAT GUY
Mega London: Your 7 foot long thing is not enough to make you equal a fraction of my rizz
Pd: Nolan Chance is not gay, I just think we males and theymales should be allowed to say to each other "hey, nice muscles bro" in the same way girls compliment each other. Let's go bros! Yeah, football!
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rogue-agent-287 · 11 months ago
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Field Experience Log #3
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I miss the other agents sometimes. I wonder how they're doing, and I do hope they're okay...
Though, I feel like thats just wishful thinking...if they were out there... I would've found them by now... :(
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rogue-agent-287 · 11 months ago
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Field Experience Log #2
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The island has become alot different since I was forced...er went into hiding... I find myself with so many new opportunities to study the current residents, fauna, and buildings.
I hope to make some new friends along the way.
But first...I need to figure out what's the deal with this 'pandoras box'....After I stop to get a slice of pizza 😋
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rogue-agent-287 · 11 months ago
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This is the greatest day of my life.
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rogue-agent-287 · 11 months ago
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Megalo Don huh? Looks like I have a new target to observe.
Hey, I'm not exactly new to the island, but that big explosion drove me out of hiding, what the heck is going on??!
-R.A
I'm not entirely sure. However from what I was told, that Megalo Don fellow tried to get "nitro" for his ship and it failed... Miserably.
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rogue-agent-287 · 11 months ago
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IN-CHARACTER QUESTIONS FOR FORTNITE MUSES
This is an ask game intended for Fortnite muses, with questions being tailored to fit that universe. Send a number or series of numbers, and my skin will answer!
Have you ever been in the loop? What was it like?
Do you have a favorite loadout or weapon/gun? Why do you prefer it?
Favorite mods for weapons/vehicles?
Do you have any powers or abilities that help you defend yourself? What are they? Are they more of a blessing or a curse?
Have you ever witnessed any "live events"? Did you enjoy them?
Are you native to Reality Zero, or were you brought here from somewhere else?
Do you have any memories of your home reality, and would you ever want to go back?
Do you have any snapshots that you know of? Do you get along with them?
How do you feel about the various supernatural and anthropomorphic creatures on the island? Have you gotten used to them?
Are you a part of any factions or syndicates? (Ex: The Society, The Underground, The Agency, The I.O, etc)
What faction do you fear the most, and why?
What's your favorite location/landmark, past or present?
How do you handle the island's constant changes? Are you generally able to cope with it?
What's been the biggest threat you've faced on the island so far?
What's your favorite vehicle to use? Do you prefer other methods to travel instead?
Have any events or changes to the island impacted your life significantly?
What iterations of the island have you lived on? Which one did you enjoy living on the most?
Do you enjoy the chaos of the island, or do you wish things were more peaceful?
What is your fondest memory from your time in Reality Zero?
What's your favorite holiday to celebrate on the island?
If you were forced to fight in the loop on a team with three other people, who would you choose to take with you and why?
What's your main way of earning gold bars/vbucks?
Favorite island-specific consumable? (Ex: Slurp Juice, Zero Point Pretzel, Chug Splash, etc)
Slurp juice or slap juice?
Durr Burger or Pizza Pit?
ミ☆ Dividers from cold--carnage
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rogue-agent-287 · 11 months ago
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Field Experience Log #1
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Rules for interaction
1. Standard NO BIGOTRY you'll be insta blocked of you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc
2. Please don't be weird, sexual, or creepy towards me, this blog is rated PG-13
3. If you're younger than 18, do not dm me, you may send asks, replies, interact with my posts, but do not dm me.
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♧About me♧
•My real name is classified, but you can call me R.A.
•My pronouns are He/Him
•My favorite color is yellow
•I was sent on a top secret mission, but...I don't think my values align with my superiors anymore...
•A philly cheesesteak sounds really good right now
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End of Field Experience Log #1
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