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Educate yourself people. Read classics. It's 2025. At this point everyone should've read the raven cycle

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Things Ianthe calls Coronabeth during their reunion:

"Corona" x5

"(my) darling" x5

"love" x2

"sweetheart"

"honey" x2

"more beautiful than ever"

"my heart's love"

"my pretty golden girl"

"baby"

Things Coronabeth calls Ianthe:

"Ianthe" x8

"a dick"

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I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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give elrond a break challenge failed

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Voice actors of tumblr! The time has come - we, the makers of The Silt Verses and I Am In Eskew, are assembling a cast of lovely and talented people to work on our next weird fiction / horror / fantasy audiodrama, and we'd really love it if you auditioned to join us.

Details and roles are all in the link above, but this is a paid opportunity. Auditions are set to close on 14th July. Hope to hear from you.

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‘this could be us’ and it’s an image of one person

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the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

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people think that sci fi is about actors throwing themselves around spaceships but it's also about being bald and goth

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if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

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i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

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guy who does Not want to be here anymore

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maybe the real Ceaseless Watcher was the fandom we made along the way

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the magnus archives will be real in 5 minutes

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Guessing you saw 'conclave' recently - just a hunch, a gut feeling really, no imperical evidence for my thinking here

your intuition truly is supreme. spiritual, even. almost mystically so. like you've seen a sign fr—