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this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith
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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped
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Someone should give Cal swimming lessons. Anytime I see him swim I just stare in despair
(Also your art is great!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDD)
i don't know enough about swimming to know what's wrong with his swimming but NONETHELESS if someone can escape FORTRESS INQUISITORIUS by swimming from THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN with A STAB WOUND and only HALF AN OXYGEN AND A LOT OF STUBBORNNESS i personally consider them the bestest swimmer ever
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reblog to screech “ANAKIN NO” at the top of your lungs
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AU where the clones and the droids unionize and collectively go on strike and stand threateningly around important government buildings until they get their rights
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Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?
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anyway the point of rogue one is that there's no luke skywalker there's no chosen one everyone on that team had to choose to help as much as they could none of them could have done it alone and if any one of them was missing they wouldn't have succeeded
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i can’t explain how every scene with shmi makes me feel. pernilla august’s performance is so underrated and enigmatic. you already feel like she’s preemptively mourning her son’s future
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Jedi are absolute adrenaline junkies at their hearts of hearts and I respect that.
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Wireless Router Husband is at maximum antennae today

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I've been staring at this gif for ages and it's so funny.
Maul is just showing off and does this completely unnecessary jump to back away, doesn't bother to use the Force to open the doors but throws something at the controls.
AND FUCKING OBI-WAN KENOBI CASUALLY WALKS UP TO HIM, SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE "YEAH I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH"
The longer I look at it the funnier it gets. He's just not impressed at all lmao
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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luke skywalker in the context of andor is sooooo. smiley insane overpowered teenager from the middle of fucking nowhere shows up at the eleventh hour No credentials No connections No resumé just happened to somehow rescue alderaanian senator leia organa from the death star with an absolutely braindead gambit in which he just. pretended to be a stormtrooper, with a wookiee in tow. then he gets in an X-wing for the first time ever, turns off the targeting computer, and blows up the greatest weapon the empire has ever created with one fuckoff impossible shot. meanwhile all these rebels who have spent years, their entire lives, existing in fear and deprivation and exile, painstakingly building this movement with their bare hands, paying in blood and sweat and tears, so far removed from the world of the jedi that the knights and the force are just stories now, to most of them -- these brave exhausted souls who know that no one person can stand against the empire, that it takes community, it takes trust, it takes you and the guy standing next to you -- find themselves watching essentially the rebirth of a mythological protector, in the form of a guy who's probably not legally old enough to drink, who sulks like a teenager whenever notorious smuggler han solo doesn't pay attention to him, who follows biggs around like a puppy, who falls for literally every prank anyone ever plays on him. and this idiot kid is the first person in a generation who can stand up to the empire, all alone, and make a difference. how much must they hate him and how much must they love him and how much must they fear losing him.
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