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Prumano hc: I think Romano would be the clingier one of the two.

Because Prussia loves him. Him! No one's ever loved him enough to choose him. Hell, even Spain tried to trade him for Veneziano. But Prussia was kind to him, something he wasn't used to. He chose him over Veneziano. And he'll be damned if he lets the one person who makes him feel wanted leave him.

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All of the European nations are afraid of rats/rodents.

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Reblogging this with my rant from Discord:

This is what got me started on America as a southerner

Because you can not tell me, a country music lover, that MY COUNTRY can't play an instrument that is so goddamn prevalent in the genre of music THAT MY COUNTRY IS KNOWN FOR

I have strong enough feelings about this that I'm actually calling the country I'm trying to leave MY COUNTRY

I know it's canon that America can't play the violin, but with how many country songs have a violin part, I refuse to believe that.

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The landlocked Nations get seasick very easily.

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- If you've heard the song "County Fair" by Chris LeDoux, that's how I imagine their first date going, and they have their first kiss on top of the ferris wheel. And I just know Alfred's a romantic who would propose to Ludwig on top of the same ferris wheel on the anniversary of their first date.

Gerame with my Southern!Alfred

- Ludwig has no idea why Alfred being covered in dirt and motor oil is so goddamn cute, but he'll be damned if he don't put a ring on it. (It's the AuDHD rizz)

- For years, Ludwig had the biggest fucking crush on Alfred, which was obvious to everyone except Ludwig and Alfred.

- Alfred calls Ludwig 'Sweet Potato'.

- Dates usually consist of either sitting in the bed of Alfred's truck drinking beer, eating something Alfred cooked, and listening to country music; or tinkering on one thing or another together.

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I recently learned that George W. Bush banned denim from the White House, and now I'm imagining Southern!Alfred taking that personally and just refusing to show up to things until he's finally allowed to wear his jeans... provided they're 100% clean and intact.

It is my goal in the Hetalia fandom to be known as the Southern!Alfred guy.

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- Alfred who's actually a genius engineer and posts a new unhinged thing he made on r/redneck engineering every week

I'm obsessed with Southern!Alfred

- I'm obsessed with Alfred who is the king of southern hospitality and manners (he will fuss at you to get your elbows off the table)

- Alfred who drinks almost exclusively sweet tea

- Alfred who gets breakfast at the Waffle House every morning

- Alfred whose nicknames are all food (butter bean, sweet pea, sugar cube, etc.)

- Alfred who could easily steal your girl with his accent alone

- Alfred who'll say "Hold my beer" before doing the most unhinged, reckless shit you've ever seen

- Alfred who takes his guitar everywhere and loves to show off

- Alfred who can also play violin and piano, but only knows country songs

- Alfred whose favorite thing is horseback riding

- Alfred who's never been to a mechanic because he can fix his old beat up truck himself

- Alfred who wears boots and blue jeans everywhere, including to world meetings

- Alfred whose most devastating insult is "Oh, bless your heart, you sweet summer child"

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Francis Bonnefoy used to be an opera singer. People would call him the Songbird or the Jewel of the Paris Opera. His was a household name among European nobility, who would come from everywhere to hear him sing. Then one day in the late eighteenth century, he suddenly retired from the opera without so much as a word about why. The reason was the French Revolution. Being beheaded completely ruined his singing voice.

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Austria will never admit it, but he picked up a bit of Mozart's immature sense of humor. Prussia noticed him trying not laugh at something once and has now made it his mission to make him laugh. He has yet to succeed. Spain, however, never fails to make him laugh when the two of them are alone.

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Go ahead. Ask “What’s the worst way to die?” at a World Meeting. It definitely won’t devolve into everyone arguing with each other. (It definitely will, but it’ll at least be entertaining… if you have a morbid curiosity)

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Facts you didn’t know about Prussia :D

I love him so much

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I'm obsessed with Southern!Alfred

- I'm obsessed with Alfred who is the king of southern hospitality and manners (he will fuss at you to get your elbows off the table)

- Alfred who drinks almost exclusively sweet tea

- Alfred who gets breakfast at the Waffle House every morning

- Alfred whose nicknames are all food (butter bean, sweet pea, sugar cube, etc.)

- Alfred who could easily steal your girl with his accent alone

- Alfred who'll say "Hold my beer" before doing the most unhinged, reckless shit you've ever seen

- Alfred who takes his guitar everywhere and loves to show off

- Alfred who can also play violin and piano, but only knows country songs

- Alfred whose favorite thing is horseback riding

- Alfred who's never been to a mechanic because he can fix his old beat up truck himself

- Alfred who wears boots and blue jeans everywhere, including to world meetings

- Alfred whose most devastating insult is "Oh, bless your heart, you sweet summer child"

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I know it's canon that America can't play the violin, but with how many country songs have a violin part, I refuse to believe that.

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Belarus likes k-pop

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There's a lot of dumb fuck shit on wikihow. If someone were introduce Germany to wikihow, there's only two possible outcomes.

1) He spends all day correcting the dumb fuck shit

or

2) He follows the dumb fuck instructions for something and the results are a complete disaster

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Prussia would absolutely love dArtagnan.