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the stars are beautiful tonight. if you took the derivative of the stars it would indeed be zero, because they have no attached variable. they simply are what they are. isnt that lovely. The stars are a constant not on a cosmic scale because they are bound to eventually heat death but in the realm of mathematics they become as constant as they are in the lives of an individual

if you integrate them its like 4x

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does it ever end will this ever cease -- simplify and its 5/2 x to the fourth

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oh shit. 10/4 x to the fourth

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man and if you KEEP going that becomes 10 x cubed

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why do people like calculus its all so DERIVative

i feel like a wizard with numbers and my magic is fueled by approximately sixty mg of green tea. and if you integrate that sixty it becomes. 60x. do it again and oh brother, thats 30x sqyard

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twelfth night, aka

malvolio and the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day

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This is what the inside of my ears look like every Tuesday :)))

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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Poultry Tribune magazine - October 1936.

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gonna do my own adaptation of Romeo and Juliet that's entirely the same except the poison scene goes on for a bit longer. Juliet drinks the poison that makes her go to sleep but Romeo drinks poison that supposedly kills him but it's actually a mislabeled vial of the first poison so Juliet wakes up and drinks some of that poison and then Romeo wakes up and is like "oh shit this poison doesn't work, here Juliet has some poison!" and he drinks that which is of course the go to sleep poison and then Juliet wakes up again and is like "What the fuck" and then Benvolio comes in and is like "My boy Romeo is poisoned! I'll join you bro." and now he's asleep, and then Juliet is like "I need some wine to process this" - Drinks out of the poisoned cup Romeo poured sleeping in and then Romeo wakes up again and is like "JULIET AND BENVOLIO?!" and he's so pissed but also confused and is like mentally 'well if drinking this poison twice brought my friends here i guess i'll drink it again and see what happens' and then Juliet wakes up again and she's like "Okay hold on. Let's see how this plays out" but she can't because then Fortinbras shows up and is like "I'm invading Verona! Fuck you!!!" but then Juliet splashes some sleeping poison in his face and he's out now and then Romeo wakes up and Benvolio dies because he was allergic to sleep poison and also the lion from Pyramus and Thisbe comes and kills them both The End

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Shakespeare mutuals HELP ME

what’s a silly Shakespeare scene preferably between two people that could be so fun and delightful time sensitive go

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Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here's another pigeon piece!

I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.