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Tony: Are you in my ceiling, Peter?
Peter, from inside the ceiling: No
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Avengers As Vines |26|
*Steve and Tony singing Cool for the Summer*
Tony : “Don’t tell your mother”
Steve : “Kiss one another” *shrugs*
Tony : “DIE FOR EACH OTHER!”
Steve : *falls back surprised and scared*
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Tony to Pepper: [on the phone] I miss you so much, I’ll call you after the mission… Honey.
SHIELD Agents: AWWW
Tony to everyone: oh, drop dead! We’re in love!
Rhodey, standing beside Tony: Not us! [Referring to Tony and him]
Rhodey: [to Tony] Do that again and I will hurt you.
Tony: Rhodey, I’m not embarrassed about it. I mean, Pepper and I are serious! We do everything together.
Steve, passes by: [flirts] Hi, Tony! Love that shirt.
Tony: Hey, thanks! Underneath it I’m half-naked.
Rhodey: You and Pepper do everything together, huh? Even flirt with Captain Spangles?
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Fake It
Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Summary:
“Is it true you and Captain America are dating?” the journalist asked.
Tony gave her his most charming smile. “Captain America likes to keep his life private,” he said. “But he knew who I was when he kissed me.” Another fake, wide smile. “We’re very happy.”
This is a fake dating fic set in Ultimates verse.
read on ao3
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darling, you complete me
random fic cuz for once i’m proud of this??? what??? so here have this stony with a hint of superfamily
Ship: married!Stony (Steve Rogers/Tony Stark) Summary: Tony is hurt and in the hospital and Steve waits. Words: 710+ Warnings: hospitals
Steve was used to the smell of antiseptic and too-white walls. Used to the feeling of hard, plastic blue chairs and used to sleeping in them. He was sure Tony was used to it, too. It was just another part of their job, an occupational hazard. He was sure he’d never be used to how still it was, how silent.
He sighed, sinking deeper into the chair, arms wrapped around his chest. The moonlight streamed into the room through hospital’s windows and shadows danced on the walls. The sound of the heart monitor, attached to Tony, beeped steadily. The only solace, a lullaby in a silent room. Tony was okay, it was just a head injury (just wasn’t a good word to use but, considering the things the two of them went through on a yearly basis, a bad concussion and a broken wrist wasn’t the worst).
The only concern Steve had was that Tony hadn’t woken up since they raced him to the hospital. His eyes had been dilated and he had been far too disoriented for Steve’s liking but at least he was awake. He had called for Steve and Steve had promised he was right there. And he kept that promise
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tony:
steve:
tony:
steve: what.
tony: should have known you had poor sense when you left, but really. a beard, steven
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Tony: Ah yes. *is looking at a picture*
Natasha: Isn't that just a picture of Steve?
Tony: You could make a religion out of this!
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Tony, seeing Steve for the first time since Siberia: I'm disgusted with myself because of how attractive you are.
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Mild IW Spoiler: Stony
Sorry, but I can’t help thinking about this. So I write this.
When Steve’s Flip-Phone™ is ringing, he thought it was Tony. He must be thinking after all these years, Tony is finally calling.
But it’s not him. It was Bruce Banner. Telling him that the whole universe is in danger,
and…
Tony is missing.
Probably death. We don’t know exactly, Steve. I’m sorry.
Oh My God… Tony Stark. Missing.
Imagine what Steve feels on that second. Perhaps it was blank. He feel helpless. He feel broken. Because, oh God, he hasn’t talk to Tony since Siberia. The civil war, their separation, is all took a toll on him. They’re hundreds of kilometers apart, but he thought that someday there will be a reunion for them. There will be a day when The Avengers get back, when they get back. Together.
And it is already too late. Now Tony is already gone. They hasn’t even on any speaking terms yet, and Tony is gone.
The saddest part? Steve wanted to griefs on him, he wanted to scream, he wanted to broke down and cry, he wanted to feels, but he cannot do that.
Because the whole universe is at stake, and earth just lost its best protector.
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Mild IW Spoiler: Stony
Sorry, but I can’t help thinking about this. So I write this.
When Steve’s Flip-Phone™ is ringing, he thought it was Tony. He must be thinking after all these years, Tony is finally calling.
But it’s not him. It was Bruce Banner. Telling him that the whole universe is in danger,
and…
Tony is missing.
Probably death. We don’t know exactly, Steve. I’m sorry.
Oh My God… Tony Stark. Missing.
Imagine what Steve feels on that second. Perhaps it was blank. He feel helpless. He feel broken. Because, oh God, he hasn’t talk to Tony since Siberia. The civil war, their separation, is all took a toll on him. They’re hundreds of kilometers apart, but he thought that someday there will be a reunion for them. There will be a day when The Avengers get back, when they get back. Together.
And it is already too late. Now Tony is already gone. They hasn’t even on any speaking terms yet, and Tony is gone.
The saddest part? Steve wanted to griefs on him, he wanted to scream, he wanted to broke down and cry, he wanted to feels, but he cannot do that.
Because the whole universe is at stake, and earth just lost its best protector.
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Tony: I like to start off my mornings with something good and invigorating.
Steve: *walks past shirtless and sweaty from his morning rounds at the gym*
Tony: *nods firmly* Today’s gonna be a good day.
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steve rogers: i don’t care about tony
also steve rogers: earth just lost her bEST DEFENDER
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pepper: why arent you dressed?
tony: i dont have anything to wear!
pepper, opening the closet: dont be silly! you have pants.. suits.. hi steve.. shoes..
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Steve: Okay, later, I love you! Tony: Love you too! Now get the fuck out of here! Steve: … Tony: Just kidding. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
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Tony: [trying to fix his armour] Hey could you give me a hand?
Steve: Sure [grabs Tony’s hand and holds it]
Tony:
Tony: You know, I love you, but that’s not what I meant.
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