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Apologies if this joke has been made already, but it's all I've been able to think for a while now since the show introduced the GFreD.
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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saw this in the middle of salt lake city walking to bar


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A German sailor building a model of the battleship Tirpitz aboard the Tirpitz.
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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff
ciro: cool let me try

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
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