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my issue isn't the length of his hair it's how he wears it. if he had this long of hair like 5, even 2 years ago, it would've looked so so so much better. it's like he's aging rapidly, and the greasy man ponytail only works when your hair is thick. now im forced to stare at the dry patchy and scratchy skin of this faggot with thinning, stringy hair. get fucking mauled and reincarnate already, I want to jerk off to your supple and smooth boyish face and tiny frame. jarvis add "forced feminization" to my notes.
#god but you know if he didn't have the ugly scruff he'd look so good#will he ever bring back my beloved hair down glasses stream he looked like an angel#my little otacon lookalike#j
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I NEED to see the conversation in their “private friend chat”
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There’s something so magical about being hit on by divorced dads
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NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!
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this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women
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a brother is a boyfriend who cant ever actually leave, that i can also hit and touch as much as i want
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it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it
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happy international women's day from jenna harrington
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oh my god he was 130lbs im lightheaded
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the first time lud has raided j since november 30th, 2022
#jlud#blaire in the back…#he’s going on a date and still can’t help but think about his father bride coworker#you KNOW j messaged him after like hey man haha omg how you been we should call#he’s thinking about me? he raided me?
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