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TEXT 🙈 ROANA

Diana: Nah.

Rosa: Fine. I'll do my best to do damage control to your reputation since you're temporarily brain challenged even though even by your standards he's the wrong guy because that's what besties do. At least let me love-bind him to you so that he can't hurt you.

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Diana: Makes us look bad to WHO? Fabian is still popular, hawt, rich, toned and his eyes drive almost every girl in school absolutely crazy. If we're going to talk about associations that make us look bad then maybe you should look no further than YOURSELF, considering you like to hang around a shameless MONSTERFUCKER like Dophie.

Rosa: Did you miss the part where I said that people know Fabian wishes he was dating Cassie instead? Or that he's the beta to someone you already dated? I'm your best friend and I'm always listening to what other people think and I'm telling you, it looks bad. First of all, Sophie is socially acceptable whereas Cassie is nawt, and second of all, at least none of the monsters that Sophie fucks are related to the Jake Gyllenhaal to my TSwift! Seriously, Di, if Fabian siphons off of his musty brother's jacket, he's bound to be Trash 2.0. I trust you when you tell me that something makes us look bad, every time. Can't you trust me once?

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TEXT 🙈 ROANA

Diana: Okay and?

Rosa: AND apparently you're hitting bases with someone who you say isn't good enough for the worst of us, and it's making us all look bad. So you should probably not.

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TEXT 🙈 ROANA

Diana: The new information is that I want to fuck him. Simple.

Rosa: Screwing him is so not worth screwing The PC over. The people already think that you're slipping because of Cassie. We're not going to survive another year at the top if you take Baby Beta Blackleech in as your lover. He's been openly into Little Miss Overalls since she came to town, so if you wanted to look like a second choice, you're doing a great job. And besides, didn't you tell HER that he wasn't good enough for her? You're better than she is, so by that logic, he's not even close to good enough for you.

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TEXT 🙈 ROANA

Diana: Are you a nocturnal animal, Rosa? Stop badgering me! I just got new information on him and changed my mind, okay? I'm allowed to do that. And fashion is totes cylindrical, the early 2000s are making a comeback and when styled with assistance from your's truly, every guy's going to be in one again.

Rosa: Ew, please don't. Suck off whatever beta you want to but if you make leather jackets happen again, I'll get you for that myself. But WHAT is the new information on him? I think as your second I deserve to know what makes him so irresistible and worth decreasing our group value for.

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TEXT 🙈 ROANA

Diana: Ok so clarification time. It’s not a joke. I DID leave his room in the morning and…slob on his knob, I guess. But we did NOT do more than that, outside of agreeing to see more of each other in a date type setting, cuddle and fall asleep together. BUT it’s only because I saw a different side to him and he’s not as much of an EW as I thought! Who knew!

Rosa: I don't even know where to begin. Are you sure whatever "different side to him" you saw isn't just a persona he's siphoning from someone way cuter or richer or in charge? Or that's it's not just the view from your knees looking up at him? Because I thought we were in agreement that the Blackleech boys were lowkey wannabees in alpha's clothing! Metaphorically, of course, because the leather jacket 24/7 is so Angel from Buffy and nawt in a good way.

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TEXT 🙈 ROANA

Diana: Because I’m not screwing him or really telling anyone about us yet!

Rosa: You were spotted leaving his room in the morning, Di! That doesn't look like you just went to talk. And one of the Bros told me that Fabian said you slobbed on his knob. People are talking about this so you might as well beat them to the punch and set the record straight! I mean, it HAS to be like a joke, right? Gale's second in command is so beneath you, and you're the one always saying that being a siphon is essentially being the ultimate EW.

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TEXT 🙈 ROANA

Rosa: Um, pause whatever you're doing. Why did I have to find out that you were screwing Fabian mother-effing Blackleech through the grapevine like some rando LBR?

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TEXT 🤠 VLADALINDA

Vlad: The view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever… And I’ve seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo’s David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.

Rosa: Ehmagawd, stop 🥰🥰🥰 You're too sweet, especially for someone who looks good from literally every angle. Do you want to see the most spectacular view ever again sometime soon? I miss you!

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TEXT 😤 POSE

Poppy: That sounds like a lot of pros and only one con though, so it’s not the worst of options either. It’s not like he’s one of the really gross and scary monsters!

Poppy: Oh yeah! An enchanted sleeping potion is like the easiest thing to make. Especially if we slip them onto her sours. Very evil queen iconic.

Rosa: Ugh, I know, he's very VERY un gross and scary. And he's also like barely a vampire. He was only turned like five years ago. Not that any of that would make a difference to Diana. She's so judgy.

Rosa: Love it! We won't need true love's kiss to wake her up though, will we? Because I don't want to kill the girl. Not yet, anyway.

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TEXT 😤 POSE

Poppy: Ohhhh! Okay yay. Do you like like this vampire or is he like STRICTLY a fun little nighttime sex friend?

Poppy: Point. Maybe we should dose her then put her in the closet since she could probably escape super easily with her powers?

Rose: Undetermined. He's great in bed and super duper gorge and def isn't boring, and he might be the most pretty boy I've seen in my life, but he's a vampire. Like liking him isn't the best of options.

Rose: True. Or we could put her into an enchanted sleep? You could whip up something to put her to bed and give her sweet dreams, couldn't you?

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Sophie: The sexy store! And I don’t know! They were right there and it seemed quicker than asking you! 🙈 And I don’t remember your simple spells! They’re always so hard! 😵 I DIDN’T MEAN TO!

Sophie: That’s nAWT what I’m asking for! It would be like you were fingering me 👆🏻and I love you but not like that!! BUT PLEASE! 🙏🏻 I think all I did was make it bigger and it is the opposite of bigger being better up there!!! 🍆

Rose: I know you didn't mean to, and it's okay. It'll be okay, anyway. But from now on? I'M your sexy store, okay?

Rose: GIVEN. I love you too but not in a lesbi-gay way. I'm going to need some sort of sex totem from you, some object that makes you feel sexy or is sex related somehow. Can you think of anything that'd work?

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Poppy: True! Okay I won’t. Wow how’d you find a vampire!? Also aren't they like all supposed to be hot?

Poppy: I don’t know, she might be capable of surprising us? But I like that idea. Not the Sophie part though. We’d be better off locking her in a closet or something than risking it with DOPIE.

Rose: I went to a party with Sophie and I think someone leaked the party info to the monster school because there were more than a few of them there but only the vampires were gorge enough to talk to further. They're all SUPPOSED to be hot but some are hotter than others and mine is a total ten.

Rose: The only surprise is that she doesn't weigh a million pounds with all the crap she puts in her boddy. Fine. Locking her in a closet it is. Or we can dose *her* first, send her on a fun little trip.

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How did you lose your virginity?

It happened when I visited my cousins overseas in between sophomore and junior year. There was a gorgeous witch I met there with dark hair and ah-mazing lips and even though he didn't speak English, we both totes understood the unspoken chemistry between us and it was the beginning of a torrid love affair. We made love the entire summer in his mansion, on pink silk sheets surrounded by rose quartz candelabras and red candles. It turned out that he was a prince though and I'm so not into the idea of being sold to anybody or being a child bride so it was a given that once summer was over, I went back home, but I have a vial of his blood that he willingly gave me to remember him by.

honesty hour!

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TEXT 😳 THE TWENTY

Sophie: Hey Rosa? You know how like best friends 👯‍♀️are supposed to be there for each other in their times⏰ of need or whatever? Um.. I meed u!🥺

Sophie: So I got this like rose quartz yoga egg 🥚just to you know like to keep them walls extra tight n awesome 💪🏻but um it worked too well I think🤔 because now it’s STUCK and whenever I try to use magic to get it out um…it’s not getting it out. 😣

Rose: Soph! Where did you get that rose quartz yoga egg?! And WHY didn't you ask ME for one? That's literally my whole thing! And mine are enchanted to come out of you with just a simple spell! I swear, I love you, but you did this one to yourself.

Rose: I'm not sticking my hand in your vag, if that's what you're asking for. But I'll take a look and see if I can get the gem to come out. Does it hurt?

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TEXT 😤 POSE

Poppy: Oh really! Who’s your new sex friend? And how come he’s not free until late? Is it like a professor thats busy all day TEACHING or something ????

Poppy: I dunno, should I try to drug her or do you think Cassie’ll snitch?

Rose: Please, none of the professors here are cute enough. You can't tell Diana, not even for gossip points, okay? I found a vampire who's BEYOND hawt.

Rose: Cassie has snitch written all over her face in candy crumbs. I could keep her busy while you drugged Di though. Together we can come up with some kind of plan. Or I could get Sophie to distract her.