In a world of supers and villains, one idiot named Elizabeth plays a bunch of crazy idiots with a bunch of weird super powers and back stories. Please enjoy.
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Dude, I’m all about that 80′s aesthetic, so you have some good taste. Just wait until you work your way up to the 90′s, though. That’ll really spice up your life.
The plus side of having parents completely out of touch with American culture is I have years and years of music to still discover! Somehow I’ve found myself in a rabbit hole of 80′s pop music and can’t seem to get out. These synthesizers are just so hypnotic!

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Court? SOUNDS EXCITING. I’m hoping it’s just jury duty, but do you have something more serious going on? I wanna hear about it. I love love love gossip. Geese hunting? Not so much. Let me know when you go duck hunting. That’s a thing, right? I love duck wings, so someone has to be hunting them.
I gotta be in court on Monday so naturally I’m thinkin’ now is the best time for a little trip out to Taylor County. We’re smack dab in the middle of geese hunting season, and Phoenix just ain’t cuttin’ it.
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Who knew that teaching and coordinating your coronation at the same time would be quite this complicated? Well, I suppose my mother did when she strongly urged me against becoming a teacher. Despite my hectic schedule and frequent teleportation these last few weeks, I have no regrets. Some minds are meant to shape younger minds, and I believe myself to possess one of those...minds. And I just said the word “minds” way too many times for my taste, so please, tell me a highlight of your week so I can cease the act of shouting into an oblivious void.
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Oh my god, are you telling me I’m in the presence of the actual Doctor Who? Because consider me the number one fanboy right here, right now. Please take me into the Tardis and fix my lack of time dilemma!
A hotter, better Doctor Who but a Doctor Who nonetheless! You’ll have to fight my crazy ex girlfriend for that particular title, but I have faith in you! You seem like the crazy fanboy type. Honestly, I’m a little closer to being the personified Tardis (hONESTLY MY FAV EPISODE!!) than being an actual Doctor Who, so that’ll be no problem at all.
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Music to my internet hearing ears. Seventeen year old Felix thought he was a genius. Twenty two year old Felix is questioning that judgement after getting actually decent tattoos.
I started getting ink when I was sixteen, so I get it. Young minds make mistakes. My third tattoo ever was a drunken mistake and a rendition of the human centipede, so...no questions asked, I’ll remove anything. People grow and change, and I want to support that change.
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TEDDY: Petunia might end up being quite a mouthful when calling her over? And I wouldn't want to limit your growing abilities. We'll think of something. Would it be way too ridiculous to buy a big book of baby names? That could cause quite the office rumour.
TEDDY: You're my best friend and the best person I know, of course I value it above anyone else's.
TEDDY: It's a good job neither of us are ridiculously argumentative isn't it? We've gone a decade without any serious arguments. I call that a success.
OPAL: You're right, and there are hardly any nicknames for Petunia. Other than pet, which I hate. I prefer to think of her as my animal companion. A book of baby names sounds like a great idea! Despite the office rumors it may start. I'm sure everyone at the office knows you don't have a sweetheart, much less a baby mother.
OPAL: Aw, Tedward. You're going to make me tear up! You're so sweet.
OPAL: Quite a success, as I'd never want to argue with you.
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