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Chloé Zhao, who just won an Oscar for best director, writes fanfiction.

That's the kind of validation I needed in my life. Thank you, ma'am.

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Domestic📚🪴

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I had the wonderful pleasure of being a part of the Let There Be Frames project! So many artists, so much fun! Go check it out!

This is my tiny slice, frame 196 🥰

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Crowley's smug little head wiggle and smirk is definitely one of the top 10 best things of this season.

Look at them go.

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Aziraphale be like: Yes, I am good, my job is sunshine, my clothes say soft, my character yells sweet, I love to just be happy and for my next trick I need a gun

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if you love me, you don't love me in a way i understand

wishbone, richard siken

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THIS ENTIRE INTERACTION IS SO PURE

"I'm like you now....a Demon!"

("You precious, precious little cherub...")

*heart shattered*

(can't even) "Sorry! Sorry!" XD

(so innocent)

"You really think you're a demon?"

(complete toddler meltdown) "I'm a Fallen Angel!"

("Ohh, he actually believes he's going to Hell. Alright...let's de-escalate things a bit.")

"I LIED...to thwart the Will of God!" (this poor lamb)

"Well yeah, you did but...I'm not going to tell anyone. Are you?"

(You sweet, precious, dear, little cinnamon roll . It's going to be okay. Bildad the Shuhite is guarding over you.)

"Well....then nothing has to change!"

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Unfortunately every song is about The Character

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is YOUR Blorbo a wertherino?

If they:

are a beautiful young man with a somber/serious/melancholic disposition;

have a job that they hate;

are discriminated against at some point for their social status;

are the narrator of the media they appear in;

are being pressured by their families to do something they don’t want to do;

are desperately in love with an unattainable person, who may or may not love him back;

love that person to the point of harming themselves/others if they cannot have them;

are extremely jealous/possessive;

do weird stalky things to their object of desire, like following them home or spying on them;

view their object of desire as the culmination of all virtue and goodness combined in one person;

give their beloved a kind of “surrogate kiss”, like kissing them through a veil or having a canary peck the beloved’s lips and then theirs;

have the seasons/nature represent the internal state of their emotions;

like sending long winding letters to their one friend whom they dump all their feelings on about their ills and sufferings.

Then they might be a wertherino!

If five or more apply:

Be sure to keep them away from pistols, knives, scissors, poison, and student rebellions;

Be sure that their beloved does not get married to another, sail away to England, cheat on them with their best friend, etc. if it can be avoided;

Provide him a bench under a tree where he can read Homer and watch children play in peace;

Do NOT let him go dancing, drinking, gambling, or such unless under close supervision.

If your wertherino still succumbs, remember that laborers will carry his coffin, and no priest will attend his funeral.

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Whose excited for some sticker sheets! I am planning to make this in May!

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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KOI

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wait... so s1 says angels don't dance, except for aziraphale, who learned the gavotte in the late 1880s

but then we learn in s2 that aziraphale did at least one other dance earlier !

so what i'm wondering is,, how did it even start? like did aziraphale go "gosh I'm really sorry fr 🥺😬 allow me to prove it with this incredibly human ritual no angel has ever tried before"? or did crowley go "oh, how to make me feel better you ask? do a little dance go on 😈🐍🥰"?

anyway the point is crowley canonically got to see aziraphale dance for that very first time !

1650: the first time an angel ever danced, and it was to apologize for some silly dumbfuckery so his demon spouse would drop the pout & join him for lunch

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I call it Selective Amnesia. 😆 I’ve had this sketch in mind for a long time, why can’t Crowley remember anyone’s name except for one particular person? Simple, he hates everyone except ONE.

Jokes aside, we still don’t know if his amnesia is real or intentional, showing two similar situations in the same series cannot be a coincidence, rather a clue that Neil gave us. I think this is going to be important. Could the angel Crowley’s memories have been erased by Metatron or is it just a “bad guy”attitude? Maybe I will send him a question!

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If I was Aziraphale, the hitchhiker reappearing by the side of the road after I'd already driven past her would have made me significantly LESS likely to stop for her, not more. Especially if I was a 6000-year-old immortal being who knew that demons were real.

I'm just saying.

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Hippity-Hoppity Crowley