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hamlet: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room

guildenstern: screw that, i’m not kissing any of you

[rosencrantz walks in]

guildenstern: fine, i’ll do it. rules are rules you know

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I was talking to my friend about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead and she mentioned that the song “in a week” by Hozier fits them and she was so right. Like it’s literally them I’m sobbing! It’s so sad!

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In a modern au Guildenstern only drinks black coffee to look cool but not so secretly loves sugary drinks. Rosencrantz does not care and will order a sugary drink and then switch with Guil.

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ophelia: do you like tall girls or short girls

hamlet: men.

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guildenstern: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

rosencrantz: it was me…

guildenstern: ...is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance

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hamlet: dammit, horatio!

horatio: what?! It wasn’t me!

hamlet: sorry, force of habit. dammit, guildenstern!

guildenstern: not me either.

hamlet: oh...then who set the house on fire?

rosencrantz: *whistles*

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hamlet: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

horatio: plane tickets?

guildenstern: concert tickets?

rosencrantz: prostitution?

hamlet, holding his broken frames: glasses.

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‘the plot of hamlet is so convoluted haha he gets kidnapped by pirates and it’s not even relevant’ shut up forever. it is so relevant. its like you’ve never even seen rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead

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you’re in his dms, i’m trapped with him in a tragedy where we have no control over our predetermined fates. we are not the same.

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Don't let them confuse you.

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elizabethan bill and ted

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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are definitely the “would you still love me if I was worm” couple. Rosencrantz asks and Guildenstern exasperatedly tells him that he would in fact still love him if he was a worm.