Cake has a higher approval rating than the Supreme Court
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For the third time in my life, I am forced onto Tumblr against my will
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Hot dogs fucking suck because when I buy one I eat it then its gone.
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reading court opinions with pro se plaintiffs is just... something else
"[Plaintiff] additionally references the United States Constitution, the Bible, the Declaration of Independence, maxims of law, the Nuremberg Trials, various Alaska statutes and rules of procedure, and various dictionaries, apparently in support of his argument that the State should outlaw abortion. The State correctly responds that many of the sources cited by [the plaintiff] 'cannot create cognizable legal claims.' [Plaintiff's] argument also fails to recognize that we are governed by...constitutional law." DesJarlais v. State
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