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happy weyes blood wednesday
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FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HI CAN SOMEONE COME KILL ME?
so you may know my bathroom has been taken over by raccoons. well guess what. I JUST WOKE UP TO A FUCKING RACCOON IN MY BEDROOM. RIGHT BESIDE MY FEET. EATING MY CATS CAT FOOD. what. the. fuck. do. i. do.
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oh to have foxes play where I've laid to rest
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Summer is officially here, so a friendly reminder to drink plenty of water, wear sunscreen religiously, and stay indoors between 11 am and September 1st.
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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life is so good when ur reading a book and taking it w u everywhere like your little child
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sorry ive been gone for so long but this is what ive been dealing with lol


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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
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frogs are amazing where else do u get a little pile of goop that jump
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Along the fence and at the park today. Air quality is not great but June’s beauty goes on.
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hummus & grilled vegetables salad made by yours truly on eid
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