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A King Unworthy
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Saber-Nero-Claudius lives in Soleil condos Security guard at Bellevue City Hall and Roman singer/storyteller at Bayside Coliseum Affiliated with Red Thread RP
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:
▼ kissing them
♢ stabbing them
♞ shooting them
✖ punching them
➶ slapping them
☠ poisoning them
☎ hugging them
☂ picking them up
✗ bringing them alcohol
✣ bringing them food
☯ coming home late
♀ proposing marriage
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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xprincecharmless:
@rosepetalcatastrophe liked for a starter!
One of the unfortunate things about being on your own is the impossibility of going against a group as big as this one.
Traveling alone through streets, it’s something he’s done before but was never fully able to enjoy because he had no audience to hear his marvelously crafted puns. There was no one to brag to when he caught a large fish and no one to take his picture or praise him when his dart landed at the center of a dartboard.
No one to come to his aid when he was forced to follow the crowd’s direction.
Noctis had gotten pulled somewhere between the middle and far end, greeted with firm hands pushing his sides, squeals far too loud for his poor ears, and commands to scurry along or else his feet would get even more smudged with filthy footprints. Although they didn’t reek of alcohol or appear to be kidnappers (truth be told they were probably just some excited kids running to some event), he did not appreciate being dragged along. Grunts and displeasure filled the prince’s visage and unsuccessful attempts to push his way toward freedom.
Opportunity came with the turn of a corner. By some miracle he’d already made his way to the outer end, and with one person between him and freedom he reached out and held onto the only firm object within his reach.
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And with that, the prince let out a few uneven breathes, hand resting on his knees as he recovered from the incident. He dusted off what he could of his poor trousers, but to no avail. “Ugh- what the hell was that?”
Saber simply laughed as she watched the group turn the corner and move out of sight it had not been the first time she had been pulled along with a crowd, but she welcomed the experience, since it was a change from her normal way of life. Though isn’t wasn’t exactly fun when the bottom of her dress had dusty footprints on the glorious red color, people these days don’t recognize the true beauty of the colors of Rome. Though what Saber didn’t expect was to be confronted with a question by someone who had been pulled along with her by the crowd, and it seemed he endured far worse than she had. Though the sight was one to be a bit serious and the first words she meant to say was to ask if he was alright, but the first thing to come out of her mouth was a soft giggle as she looked over the male's now dusty and dirty attire.
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“Tough crowd eh?” Saber laughed a bit and walked over to the male putting her hands on her hips instinctively. “Are you alright sir? That crowd looks like it did a number on you.” Saber looked around for ideas of what the crowd was in such a rush for. “My guess is that they are excited to see something or someone. My guess is probably some idol...i wish to someday have a crowd of girls to swoon over me so...Did i say that aloud?” Saber cleared her throat. “It seems you and I were caught up in that mess together and this appears to be your first time getting pulled along, this assessed by the looks of your clothing which honestly look rather expensive.”
Saber stood with grace of the royals, golden hair remained perfect and untouched her emerald eyes viewed the male to inspect his condition. Saber honestly wished she could have spotted the male before now, perhaps she could have saved the expensive looking clothing if anything at all. Though despite being a bit dusty and maybe a little roughed up Saber wasn’t really able to tell if anything was wrong without pressing for more information, though she readied herself anyways just incase she needed to carry him which she doubted she would have to.
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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Temporary arrangements (ValRace)
@friendlyneighbourhoodscientist
Saber looked at the paper with interest, a list of challenges, and when faced with a challenge Saber had a problem with losing. Saber looked at the red string that was used to connect her to her partner, a male who looked rather smart compared to the other contestants. When looking upon her partner a smile of excitement formed on her lips, Saber was already getting ready to get started. Saber did decide to give her nature a small rest and decided to introduce herself, because she wasn’t sure if she had met the guy before. Saber stood like she normally would bringing both of her hands to her hips, the way she held her head high showed that she expected to win this challenge and she wanted to make that point obvious above all else. 
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“Ha! Something like this is just a trivial obstacle to me and my partner! Have no fear intelectual you have the honor or participating beside me! Saber! Rejoyce! We shall easily win this silly race!” Saber proclaimed this loudly enough to make it obvious she wanted to be heard to hopefully ensue she would have competition. After doing so she handed her piece of paper over to her partner giving them no other choice but to take it from her. “Alright my ‘strategist’ which steps shall we take to complete our goals first? Actually, speak your name and then we shall decide. You may call me Saber, or King if you prefer something shorter.”
Of course Saber spoke in a loud term giving the male the option to call her by the title she would eventually claim for herself even if it was just going to be self-proclaimed. Saber had an upbeat tone determined to try and get her partner as psyched up this as she was, even going as far to call him a strategist, she was treating the race like it was some kind of war.
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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“You’ve made your decision then?”
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“It wasn’t much of a decision, I have my own reasons for going to these dangerous places” Saber said this moving the hair out of her face. “They always find themselves in trouble for the sake of others no matter what the situation might be. So i’m going there to look for them, it’s my best chance...it’s also a reason i love them so...that’s why it wasn’t a choice to make a decision. I would risk my life for them...love is a crazy thing believe it or not.”
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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Sentence meme: Princess bride
“As you wish”
“Inconceivable!”
“My Name is ___ You killed my father, prepare to die!”
“Get used to disappointment”
“Stop saying that!”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then I accept!”
“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.”
“Oh you mean this gate key!”
“We’ll never survive”
“Nonsense! you’re only saying that because no one ever has!”
“Have fun storming da castle!”
“It’ll take a miracle”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“You’re just stalling now”
“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…”
“Fuss, fuss I think he likes to scream at us”
“You have a great gift for Rhyme”
“That's Very comforting, but i’m afraid you’ll just have to wait”
“I promise I will not kill you, until you reach the top.”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.”
“I’m not a witch, i’m your wife! and after what you just said I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to damage yours.”
“I’ve seen worse”
“Hear this now: I will always come for you”
“This is True love, you think this happens every day?”
“We are men of action, lies do not become us.”
“You’ve been mostly dead all day”
“Go away or I’ll call the Brute squad!”
“I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you, why didn’t you wait for me?”
“Well…you were dead.”
“Death cannot prevent love, it can only delay it for a while”
“I will never doubt again”
“There will never be a need”
“Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…”
“Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can’t have you follow me either…”
“Please understand, I hold you in the highest respects”
“You’re the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it”
“Tsk, tsk. That’s hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?”
“You killed my love”
“Possible, I kill a lot of people.”
“I want my father back you son of a bitch!”
“You rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles!”
 "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.“ *gets attacked by a ROUS*
“You’re trying to kidnap what i’ve rightfully stolen.”
“DEATH FIRST!”
“Then there will be no one to hear you scream”
“Move? you’re alive. if you’d like I can fly.”
“Humilations galore!”
“I donna suppose you could speed things up?”
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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expresionles:
Knock, knock.
“I’ll be there in a second!” was Jung-a’s immediate reply. As usual, she was working on her laptop. Grey eyes were fixated onto the screen, and she refused to look up for even a moment. Once she was absorbed in her work, there was no stopping her until she found the perfect place to take a break.
Come on, just a few more lines, she thought to herself. While what she was doing wasn’t exactly work, is was still extremely important and needed to be finished as soon as possible. The deadline loomed above her, and she didn’t want to let anybody down by not having it complete on time.
What Jung-a was working on was a new theme for Summer’s blog, and it was taking her practically forever to try to remember how to code in HTML. She had finished college so long ago, and it was in one of her second year courses where she had learned to code. At the moment, Jung-a would give anything to go back into her 20 year old self and remember exactly how it all worked. Summer had asked her specifically to help, and not wanting to let a friend down, she had agreed.
There! That was the perfect spot to stop! From that point, it would be easy to continue on from where she had left off, without having to remember much of the coding she had done earlier.
Jung-a got up from her chair, and stretched her back. Who could possibly be at the door? She hadn’t invited anybody over, and she didn’t know anybody well enough for them to give her surprise visits. The woman opened the door, barely stifling a yawn. There, stood a girl that looked to be younger than her, with blonde hair and green eyes.
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“Is there anything I can help you with?”
Saber waited there for a few minutes still practicing her introduction, she didn’t want to mess this up it was the only chance for a first impression she would ever get, with this person at least. The thought of leaving had crossed her mind at least seventeen times by now, but that would be rude to be caught walking away from the door she already knocked on. A few minutes passed as Saber waited before hearing footsteps approach she put a smile on her face trying to act like she actually wanted to talk to this person. Saber took quick breaths until the door started to open and her body quickly froze in place her breaths stopping all together her face turned a bit blue.
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The door opened now Saber was able to  the woman standing there answering her. Saber didn’t mean to ignore what the woman said but her mouth just blurted something out, though it was entirely not what she meant to say. “Claudius name hello my is Saber!” Saber took a moment to register what she had actually said and the fact it wasn’t anything at all resembling what she had been practicing. Saber was not one for one on one conversations with new people. “Uhhhhh...” Saber said this her face returning to a shade of red; Saber was nervous and hadn’t actually practiced for if she messed up. “Goodbye! I’m sorry!”
Saber turned her back and immediately hit her palm against her forehead her white gold ring shimmering in the light. Saber was now mumbling thing under her breath as she prepared to walk back to her home, this was the last time she would try to start introductions with anyone. It didn’t help the girl was a little pretty to Saber which only made her more nervous when thoughts of her spouse and odd things came up when looking at her. Saber was now thinking she should have done research before actually trying to greet people.
The King Next Door
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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"You're an 8"
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“I’m happy you would rate me high...but i would have prefered a ten, i am a rose compared to no other...but an eight will do.” Saber said looking slightly disappointed her tone a bit more quiet than usual.
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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For the rate meme: "Nhaaa!~ I'd rate a 10!"
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“Ha! Of course! I would always only get the rating of ten! The glorious rose of Rome will always strick on the highest scale possible!” Saber laughed happily her hands on her hips as she stood proudly. “You have been spared my wrath and for complimenting me i must give one back as equal exchange, you my friend have excellent eyes to see the beauty in the design of my elegant yet slightly revealing attire!”
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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“ when’s the last time you slept? “
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“I...haven’t slept that well since the day my spouse disappeared...I believe i got used to having someone sleep beside me, another warm body, the loving embrace of...you get the idea...but i’ve been purposefully staying up for three days now to catch on my practice...Thank you for caring, but...i’m fine really”
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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Rate my muse on a scale of 1-10 and I’ll have them react!
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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3 am sentence starters
“ why are you awake? “
“ i can’t sleep. “
“ go to bed already. “
“ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “
“ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “
“ i’m. so. tired. “
“ i had a nightmare. “
“ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “
“ when’s the last time you slept? “
“ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “ 
“ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “
“ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “
“ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “
“ is something wrong? “
“ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “
“ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “
“ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “
“ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “
“ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “ 
“ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “
“ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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dragon-born-freak:
Her voice bellowed like his mothers would and every hair on his body stood on end and his body shook for a small moment. If he hadn’t already seen her with his own eyes, he would have sworn it was his mom. She spoke like she could hurt him, however, she was smaller than him by a decent amount, most people were though so it wasn’t like it was uncommon, but with how eloquently she spoke and the dominance in her voice, this would not be a woman that he would mess with. He didn’t doubt that she would put up a pretty decent fight, hell, he’s had his ass handed to him a few times by a female carny. He learned quickly not to underestimate females.
With his hands raised to present no danger, Bodaway stepped into her line of sight
“Sorry to interrupt, but your songs were captivating. I remember those stories from when I was a kid, I haven’t heard them in years”
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He spent a quick moment trying to remember which story she was singing of, when it hit him. Or so he thought, he decided to ask just in case he was wrong, he probably was but it would give them some grounding and a chance for her to calm down.
“Were you singing about Gilgamesh?”
A small glimmer of light reflected off of her shield and he prepared himself in case she felt threatened enough to beat him with it, even if it was unlikely. She was a sight to behold though; Her small frame stood proudly, a prop sword resting on her belt and he shield rested prominently on her back. Everything about her screamed that she was a Queen (Or King) to be reckoned with.
There was no way he was going to mess with her.
Saber lowered her defense seeing the man come out with hands raised, Saber knew that kind of body language well knowing it meant the person meant no harm to her. The guy apologized and it wasn’t like she wasn’t interrupted from time by random people who want her to sign something. To be honest Saber was quiet impressed that the man was able to recognize the tale in song version and that he even knew the tale at all. Saber moved her hands to her hips and gave a soft smile, of course the air around her didn’t change, without her spouse around there wasn’t a moment she didn’t have her guard up. Saber’s stance didn’t change much besides the movement of her hands she still held the pose of king, but this seemed more of a...reckless stance more than anything.
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“So you have heard the tale of the World's oldest Hero have you?” Saber said in a softer tone than before finally letting her character break a bit though the pleasure of having the real Saber talk didn’t last long enough as she right back to her kingly tone. “Yes, his name was Gilgamesh, possessor of a million blades, The most experienced Hero there ever had been. The tale has been passed down for thousands of years, but i’m sure you probably knew that sir. I am Nero-” Saber cut off her introduction a bit too late, but decided to ignore that fact not wanting to admit she messed up her own personal introduction since she had to introduce herself every few hours. “You may call me Saber”
Saber said this now with a smirk on her face acting as if she was greater than the man in front of her Saber knew of many songs, but the one of the World’s oldest hero was honestly her favorite out of all of them and she was very happy she got the opportunity to share the tale was a welcomed situation. Saber found it easier to open up to those who knew about the tales of old better than any other people, this man was no exception, knowing he knew about the tales she sang made her feel more comfertable.
The King and The Freak (Saber & Bodaway)
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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♙ - one Muse gets thrown into the other during a fight and injures them
WARNING: Violence
Saber had been minding her own business heading to the gym to simply workout and scout around for the person she was looking for it just so happened there was a group of people crowding around as if they were excited to see something. Saber had decided it was a waste of time...and decided to check it out anyways. As Saber approached the crowd  she could hear chanting as if from a bunch of highschool students, they chanted “fight” over again Saber highly doubted there was a fight and thought the entire crowd was just very unintelligent. Saber pushed through the crowd scoffing and huffing now and then get to see what was going on, though she managed to make her way to a wall and move along that towards the source of the noise. It didn’t take long after finding the source from Saber to know what was going on.
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Immediately upon seeing what was going on Saber’s body quickly jumped into action to try and stop the fight that was actually going on though the crowd pushed and pulled her not letting her get through. “Ah! Hey! Quit pushing!” She said though her voice drowned out by the excited talking in the crowed and the moment Saber decided to be more forceful the crowd moved away from her. Saber put her hands on her hips and smiled  then looked towards the two that were fighting only to see the red haired girl stumbling right towards her as a result of the push. Saber tried to move, but that only made the end result worse since the girl was unable to regain her balance before hitting saber.
Two alarms went off in Saber head, more like two signals telling her she had been hit in two different places as an end result of the collision. One part was her arm it definitely wasn’t broken but that swinging arm was forceful and was definitely going to leave a bruise the other signal that went off was when the elbow hit a sensitive part of her chest. This feeling was new to Saber she not once had even encountered anything with enough force to leave a bruise on her delicate skin, though she claimed to be a tough warrior and king she bruised easily, though she was rarely ever hit. The crowd went silent as she helped steady the girl anyways Saber hair now covered her face as she tried to hide the tears starting to develop from the pain. “That...hurt...” Saber said weakly giving a small gulp holding onto her own arm.
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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Oops! First Interactions
Send me a symbol for our Muses to meet when the following accident occurs…
♔ - one Muse hits the other while opening a door too fast/forcefully ♕ - one Muse gestures wildly and smacks another passing by ♖ - one Muse shoots the other (non-lethal…probably) ♗ - one Muse trips the other ♘- one Muse drops a bucket of ice water on the other, mistaking them for someone else ♟- one Muse spills something on the other ♙ - one Muse gets thrown into the other during a fight and injures them ♚ - one Muse saves the other from a dangerous situation, only to end up in danger themselves ♛ - one Muse runs into the other with their bike / skateboard / golf cart / etc. ♜ - one Muse attempts to assassinate the other after mistaking them for their target ♝- one Muse accidentally casts a spell on the other
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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My muse has been acting strange, send one for you muse to...
℟ - Hug my muse from behind without saying a word
℠ - Slam my muse against a wall after my muse has been avoiding your muse to ask them what’s going on
⅋ - Bring my muse hot chocolate and a warm blanket
⅌ - Drop a kitten on my muses lap!
⅍  - Go up to my muse and just snuggle them
ⅎ  - Kiss my muse and hug them, telling them “I am always here if you need me”
⅏ - Take my muse out for a walk in a peaceful area
⁰ - Taking my muse out to do one of their favorite activities 
⇧ - Bury my muse in blankets and turn on their favorite show
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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The Unbalanced King
@facebeetred
Ice Skating was never something Saber thought could actually be a job, is was suffice to say that was thrown back into her face long ago by her spouse when they won a small competition for prize money. Saber was always able to see the fun in the skaters faces though there was one specific reason she never went out and tried to skate herself. Though being very graceful and always concerned about the skater when something bad happened and they messed up, it definitely something Saber got worked up over, Saber was actually horrible at keeping balance while in motion on something that was not her own feet and that was the main reason she hardly did anything that moved her by momentum. Even with this in mind Saber would occasionally come by the ice skating rink in the coliseum after her performances were done to watch either a game of hockey or the ice skaters. Today it seemed to be a Figure Skater.
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It honestly was hard for Saber to tell the difference between a normal skater and a figure skater, but only called them by the outfits they wore, if it was flashy they were figure skater to her. Saber watched quietly from the side she wasn’t even aware of the smile on her face the way the person moved reminded Saber of her spouse and that made Saber watch only more intensely. Each move was landed almost perfectly, at least from what she could tell. “Such grace and elegance...i would love to take the stage from them someday.” Of course this was Saber’s mind went to when thinking about elegance she lived for two things and one of them was to show up people and steal the spotlight for herself, though she knew that was one spot light that she wasn’t going to be able to take easily. “Hum...i wonder how they do it..maybe it’s something to do with adjusting the skates?”
Saber took out a notepad and started writing down notes on the movements, even though she couldn’t use them for herself maybe her spouse might get use out of them eventually. Saber looked up now and then to get lost in watching the skater move it reminded her of someone, someone with pink...maybe purple hair? She was not very elegant, but she did know how to move in a way to catch Sabers attention...Elizabeth the name came to mind, but the information was useless at this point. Closing the notepad and putting it away Saber gave a loud audible sigh that to her surprise managed to ring through the close to empty room.
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rosepetalcatastrophe-blog · 8 years ago
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The King Next Door
@expresionles
Having recently moved into the area Nero wasn’t exactly one to be around people and have a lot of friends normally spending her, at first before she got a job, large amounts of time just singing the day away and looking around for that specific someone. Though while walking through the city most days she would notice the way she acted was a bit out of place among the common people of the city so to investigate how they behaved Nero decided to investigate her neighbors, and always looked to the left of her home when leaving on her searches, she decided the house to the left was the first she was going to visit. Though she felt sorry for the poor person she was going to dump her strange behavior on first, but she had to start somewhere and at some point deal with them eventually.
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So Nero started her walk over to the house about noon taking deep breathes as she walked practicing her introductions. “Hello my name is Nero...No maybe a full name is more valuable to them...” Nero cleared her throat trying again. “Hello my name is Nero Claudius...No they might think i’m trying to pull off a poorly made female version of THE Nero Claudius...” Nero looked to the ground thinking and finally decided to go by a nickname. “Hello my name is Saber.”
Nero smiled deciding from that point to be known as Saber in this new town while she searched for her spouse and investigated the world. Though she misjudged the time it would take to get to the front steps and almost tripped over them catching herself on the door. Standing up she gave a soft sigh of relief and looked at the door repeating her introduction in her head and under her breath as she knocked on the door and waited. Saber’s face a stern confident look, but the soft blush peered through showing she was obviously nervous.
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