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any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that
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me: *in the closet but very vocal about lgbtq+ issues*
cis/het: why do you care so much? are you like gay or something??
me:
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my undercut is uneven and I love it
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Omg this is the best
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do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars
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me: oh damn I dropped my hot pocket on this carpet. God dammit
you: remember! you. are. valid.
me: what the fuck dude help me clean this mess up
you: you're valid and I love you
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brain: weghggghghhhhhhhhhgfeeghh nobody loves you and you have no redeeming quali-
me: *squirts a spray bottle* shut up I’m trying to do something
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anyone else feel like they’re toxic to anyone they care about
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my undercut is uneven and I love it
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if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to
• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun
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me: *looks at all the unread books in my room*
me: *buys more books*
me: *watches netflix*
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