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From some nonsense:

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My roommate cooking: Follows directions to the letter. will measure out every teaspoon of water and salt used. Will never deviate from the recipe for love or country

Me cooking: Looked at the recipe once, spices are vibe base, garlic is always the right choice.

End results are my roommate will make the same dish everytime and its good. sometimes I make mistakes and rarely have I gotten anything to taste the same twice, but 8/10 times, it will knock your socks off. 2/10 times, you will need to doordash cause my mistake is inediable

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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

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Do you know why I like the Warhammer books?

Because absolutely none of them are titled: “The so and so’s Daughter” or “The So and So’s Wife”

Or any name that defines the female protagonist by the role of her male relative…

Instead, they just have almost no female characters!

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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Blue deck haters when their opponents run any sort of interaction

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Trying to find good floor lamps is a nightmare.

Like floor lamp qualities I have seen:

Looks good but is $400

Looks like anal beads

Looks okay but is suspiciously cheap

Don't even talk to me about Ikea, my Ikea floor lamp isn't tall enough or bright enough for my whole living room.

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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buny who is kinda just figuring themself out right now, and it's not really anybunny else's business as long as it makes them happy y'know?

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concept for a tv show: a cute simple love story between an assistant and a chauffeur or bodyguard or whatever else rich people have and in the background the rich people are having the wildest telenovela level drama that we only catch glimpses of

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Inadvisable framing device for a Disco Elysium style skill system #137: you're a robot and each of your components is both individually sapient and monomaniacally focused on solving problems using it, like your left arm thinks everything can be solved by doing left arm things.

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hunter's moon

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My friend played their life gain deck, and in a five player game, was never the player with the most life, against a Jeskai prowess deck and a mono black sac deck.

Before things went bad, life totals were Life gain: 75 Jeskai: 97 Sac: 125 Mothman: 20 Esper Token: 15 (Had just the worst luck the whole game and was pretty much a punching bag for everyone else. Ended the game with 6 rad counters because he would dump 6 lands from rad, and never actually draw a land, so was stuck at 4 lands for the whole game)

I (Sac deck) ended the game at 153 because Sephi got his sword with two emblems and people tried swinging into me, but things dying just let me gain more life. It got silly. This was also Sephi's 3rd game and the first time I actually got him to pop off, the first time I played him, he was imprisoned in the moon and then I had 3 things stolen, and the second time, I never drew into anything that I could sacrifice, and my opponents kept their boards clear so I couldn't force sac them, even if I did get grave edict

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i've only had Dessa Banks for a single mission but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in the room etc etc

(and then restart the mission bc she's my medic and i need her)