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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
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i saw this trend around on instagram and had the gnawing inspiration to hop on it. this is inspired by @gkdeamon's danger days au called 'white light'! its fucked up and evil and it makes me sad :')!
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A HISTORY TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL HAS THE HOLDER‼️‼️‼️‼️
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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took a 2 hour nap and had a dream about bob bryar using they/them pronouns
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Producers of a show that Jensen Ackles stars in with a viewership drop: How do we save this show?
Misha Collins: Hey guys!
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how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way
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Imagine already thinking you're the thing that gets everything you love killed and then your best friend confesses his romantic feelings for you and the act of saying "I love you" to you specifically is what gets him killed? Yeah I'd be sobbing in the corner too I'd never get back up actually
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