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if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis
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Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...
Meat Loaf: please, call me meat
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do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……
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me: *looks out the window*
me: when will my online purchases arrive
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emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound
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im on the floor
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tfw ur chip breaks in salsa so u gotta send in the recon chip
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When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness
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do u ever finish an episode of a tv show online and think “man that wouldve been a bad cliffhanger to wait a week for!” as you click the next episode
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