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Anyone who seriously believes that Vin, Elend, and Zane were in a love triangle like blatantly fell for Zane’s propaganda because like

The only person in the book who thought it was a love triangle was Zane

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silly stormlight textposts

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yoooo it's 3am who else up thinking abt how so many of kaladins firsts happened while he was in the army. first time drinking first time shaving first kiss first girlfriend first breakup even! he really did it all and didnt even write to his parents to tell them about how some random dude had to teach him how to shave im sicccckkkkkjj

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Stormlight 5 is done!

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thought this frame deserved its own post 💙 (stormlight vine animatics)

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Kal being a disrespectful little shit at all times feels a bit like a kid testing his parents limits and trying to figure out how far he can go before the consequences are worse than the satisfaction of breaking the rules and being a son of a bitch. which makes sense considering his history. but is also very funny considering he is literally the captain of the king's personal guard.

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there more i think about it the more i realize that one of the main themes in the series is guilt and shame and how to redeem yourself even though what you did is (subjectively or objectively) unforgiveable. how can you live with yourself knowing that what you caused can never be undone?

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Bro I keep trying to Venli post but when I go back to her story I’m just like oh.. oh shit . That is . Uh not very funny, dawg. Not a lot of jokes to be made here. But I think she is really important. like what if a girl did everything ever wrong

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Hoid-Kaladin dynamic is awesome bc Hoid isn’t even that annoying to Kaladin. He’ll truly just be like “rough day huh Kaladin” and Kaladin will go “do you ever shut the fuck up”

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Not even gonna try to deny it: im not normal about Kaladin

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I think everyone has been a little nervous about the release dates for the next cosmere books because there's supposed to be a little bit of a drought. Stormlight 6 won't be seen until the end of the 2020s and mistborn is supposed to be written all at once which makes the initial release date farther away. But after this new secret project was revealed I think it's clear that we aren't going to have a drought. Sanderson somehow spat out a whole new extra novel while revising the 4 secret projects and finishing and revising stormlight 5, which truly seems impossible to me especially when you keep up with his YouTube updates. This isn't going to stop, Sanderson has a legitimate problem at this point, and I am perfectly happy to exploit this for the sake of my escapism. He's not gonna stop, I almost guarantee we will get 2 more secret projects while era 3 is being written. I just don't think Sanderson is capable of releasing less than 2 books a year. It is against his nature, you can't ask a storm to stop blowing, and I guess you can't ask Sanderson to slow down his writing. At this point it is becoming obvious that he has an incredible amount of anxiety attached to the idea that he won't be able to write all the stories he wants, and rather than processing this as a midlife crisis, he has decided to make this an ongoing crisis to conquer. I honestly think he keeps a blank page over his desk to taunt him while he plays video games into writing more. Y'all saw that blank page speech and thought it was cute, it was a manifesto. Sanderson intends to use all the paper in existence. One day he will disappear in a staples warehouse, leaving no trace but several drafts written on the bales of blank paper. But he didn't title or number them, and for the next 16 years we will try to assemble them into 16 separate books, but all along it was actually 1 giant book and we put it in the wrong order.

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he needs to be locked away with no access to writing utensils 

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mistborn balls compilation

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coming back online to remind people that it's HIS YEAR and then logging off again

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sh. shacatolin. is this anything.

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This is what shallan and adolin look like, desperate and sweaty, trying to convince kaladin to join the polycule as kaladin denies them for the 8th time