rowanthetreewitch

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they should invent an AI that reminds me to go touch some grass

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sometimes, the simple answer is the right answer.

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They better keep my septum ring in when I kick the bucket

and yes, I will be an alt baddie grandma

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You ever eat a TV dinner and get a headache after? That's America, baby.

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I was more upset that jackalopes weren't real rather than Santa Clause as a kid

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I know my frontal lobe is developing because group therapy doesn't sound that bad

[rowanthetreewitch]

It's always, "I bought you a mushroom themed gift."

and never

"Please rant to me about the hivemind and decomposition aspect of mushrooms for hours."

[rowanthetreewitch]

rain

x / x / x | x / x / x | x / x / x

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[rowanthetreewitch]

depression is stupid because some peasant will tug on my petticoat and say, "tis a day of mourning, sire." WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

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My cat enforces more boundaries than I do

[rowanthetreewitch]

we dumped tea into the harbor for less

[rowanthetreewitch]

the relationship you have with yourself deserves to be prioritized

[rowanthetreewitch]

I hope today is good to you and if not I hope tomorrow treats you better

[rowanthetreewitch]

things you can always do:

start over

reread your favourite books

walk along the beach

get help

drink warm tea

listen to your favourite music

recover