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leighlew3 · 1 year ago
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Greta Gerwig made a film that was critically acclaimed, culturally impactful, hilarious, unique, visually exceptional, perfectly cast and acted, left people laughing, crying and thinking AND made a billion dollars at the box office.
But no Best Director nom?!
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love-byers · 4 months ago
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type of greed they talked about in the bible
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nobodys-hekatonchires · 3 months ago
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Wearing jeans to volleyball? Illegal.
Wearing sweats to volleyball? Diabolical
What is wrong with these men. At least Goose has sense
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evilwriter37 · 3 months ago
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Apparently tonight I’m just vague blogging to address more widespread issues, but someone on a post where I’d written about authors of adult fiction not needing to put a disclaimer or “don’t do this in real life” statement on their works because most people have a solid moral compass by then, and that doing so only infantalizes the audience, went and said “I actually appreciate those disclaimers, because when I was a kid reading that stuff I—”
Let me stop you right there.
I said “adult fiction.”
I am not writing for an audience of children. When my fics are rated mature or explicit it is for a reason. It is not for kids!
Authors of adult fiction shouldn’t have to put “don’t do this in real life” just in case a kid wanders in when they’re not supposed to.
You were not the audience for those stories, and are admitting that you were way too young to be in a place on the internet that you shouldn’t have been in.
A strip club doesn’t have signs like: “Oh no! Nudity! Avert your eyes if you’re under 18!”
Like, come on… You were the one who lied about your age and went somewhere you weren’t supposed to, and putting the blame of your actions onto adults strangers online is not good or useful. Being young does not absolve you of consequences.
So, no. Fuck stupid, infantalizing, virtue signaling disclaimers on fics and things like that. I’m not putting a disclaimer on a fic just in case a kid might show up. They’re not supposed to be there in the first place!
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inevitableinfinity · 1 year ago
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yes oikawa we know that's YOUR uselessly adorable kouhai we get it you can stop pointing
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elderscrollsconceptart · 3 months ago
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SOME of you, I'm not saying WHO, seem to play OTHER video games besides TES????
Like What the FUCK????
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kaontic · 11 months ago
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Alright, lemme get this straight.
We got the gleeful psychopath:
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Monotone psychopath:
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Sadistic psychopath:
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And Megatron:
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No really, it does.
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booksbeatlesaziracrow · 3 months ago
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😂😂
Oh my god, John. The flipper of a seal? Seriously John? Omigod. 😂
He does know that Mycroft will find out about that someday. He literally just said that he hears of Sherlock everywhere since John became his chronicler.
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weirdsimsinhistory · 2 months ago
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This does not bode well
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virtchandmoir · 8 months ago
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pizzavilleinc: Pizzaville recently introduced Charlie’s Treats – 100% fully cooked white chicken breast for our furry friends - in memory of their favourite furry friend, Charlie. All proceeds are being donated to the @ontariospca
When craving pizza, Pizzaville always comes to mind, so I visited my local store to grab my favourite slice and a tasty treat for Zoe! As you can tell, we both really enjoyed ourselves! Visit your local Pizzaville, treat yourself and your favourite furry friend to support a great cause! 🐶❤️
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mike-haters-dni · 10 months ago
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The Party 🛡️🎵🏹🧙
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sh1nsoukoku · 9 months ago
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get your filthy rat paws off of atsushi RIGHT NOW
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azrielzelain · 1 year ago
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"Imagine if Elriel happens, how will Sarah explain the shadows vanishing/skittering away ? There’s no explanation other than that the shadows don’t like her."
Huh..? What are they on NOW ? The shadows were literally playing wingman when Azriel was gifting Elain the necklace. Them skittering away is not a sign of dislike but a sign of nervousness. They were nervous as their master was at that moment. And it's fu*king adorable. Please read that part of the bonus again, smdh.
"He pulled the small velvet box from the shadows around him."
"Elain Sucked in a soft breath that whispered over his skin. His shadows skittered back at the sound."
"Azriel let his shadows whisk away the box"
"His shadows whispered in his ear that Elain had gone upstairs."
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baldursgarbage · 2 years ago
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i’ve been thinking about Astarion being protective in battle and i simply don’t think he’s capable of it because of how AVOIDANT he is. getting emotionally close to someone is painful for Astarion. at least in the early stages of his freedom, being protective of someone means something he isn’t willing to admit… even to himself!
Tav gets downed in a battle and Astarion, without thinking, cries out “No! You can’t die, get up damn you!” Once the levity of what he has said sinks in he immediately retreats within himself.
When the battle is over he lets Shadowheart tend to Tav as he slinks stone faced back to camp. There’s a heavy ball of worry, shame, and fear tearing up his chest. he sulks in his tent until nightfall spending the hours berating himself for caring, and simultaneously not caring enough to have stayed and helped. He gets up to go to Tav before turning back around over and over again until he’s able to gather the courage. He slides through camp silently, into Tav’s tent, and kneels by their bedroll. Astarion takes their hand, cursing them the entire time. Cursing them for getting hurt, cursing them for making him want to learn to care for someone besides himself. He checks their bandages, making sure they’re taught enough, and sits a silent vigil over Tav the entire night. He’s gone before Tav stirs in the morning, leaving only the faint smell of rosemary and bergamont behind!
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murfpersonalblog · 6 months ago
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Interview with the Vampire: S2E07, "I Could Not Prevent It"
Madeleine: Are we on trial? Claudia: It's not a trial. It's a stoning! Louis: 'A stoning.' Took the air out of the place with that one. It got a lot less fun real quick.
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elderscrollsconceptart · 5 months ago
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YO i just found out about some Daedra are EVIL???
Like what the FUCK
Why aren't more people talking about this??????
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