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thinkin abt ): ex bf kyle ):

maybe the breakup was his fault. he really, really loves you. but one time he was gone for a while on deployment and came back a little messed up. distanced himself. made himself borderline insufferable. made you cry on more than one occasion and you just couldn't take it anymore and ended things.

but he makes an effort to continue to be in your life, always on call for you and available whenever you need him. trying his best to show you he's better now, he worked on himself!!! slips comments about how he's single and how he hasn't been with anyone since you - hoping you'll see how sincere he is and how he wants you back without flat out telling you.

is always there to take you home after you get shitfaced after a night with your friends, always there to be a shoulder to cry on when you're struggling mentally, always helping you out around the house when things need fixing.

he's especially willing when you're in a dry spell because you can't stomach the thought of being with anyone but kyle so you pitifully whine to him about how your fingers just don't do it for you these days. he's more than ready give you his pretty cock for you to cum on all night long. and if you wake up to a lovely breakfast and him shirtless with low riding sweats in your home like he lives there, well maybe you just won't have the heart to tell him to go when you both know you still love each other to pieces <3

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idk...........me personally, i would never be caught dead throwing temper tantrums in ppls ask boxes........how embarrassing xx

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i crave toxic cod men but not like dark content toxic i mean like ANGST. like simon, who brings home the trauma and hurt from a recent deployment, and drinks the pain away. when you try to stop him, try to get him to seek help that's not at the bottom of a bottle, it explodes in your face and your ears ring from how loudly he shouts and tears run down your cheeks as you look at the holes his fist put into the drywall, knowing damn well that if he had a little less self control it would have been you taking those blows.

or kyle who is so sweet and kind that you just can't help but fall for him. he knows about your crush and he thinks it's cute. the problem is that he's not home long enough to maintain a proper relationship. but he likes the attention you give him and he could see himself being with you. but he's not really that good of a man. intentionally leads you on, makes you think you're an exclusive item - he doesn't even correct you when you call him your boyfriend. but he's not serious about you, he's still fucking whatever hole he can get whenever he can when you're not available. he thinks it's cute that you actually think you're together, maybe even a little pathetic.

soap who, like gaz, likes to lead you on. but he's meaner about it. talks shit to his friends after you've had a night together, laughing about the cute idiot that thinks him their boyfriend. have you seen him? what about john mactavish seems like boyfriend material - a man in the military with more problems than he can count, come on. it's your own fault when you get your feelings hurt when you find him getting tit pics while hes still laying in bed with you after fucking your brains out.

price who is just so painfully inattentive that it hurts. flat out ignores your existence when when you're in the same house as him. the only time he gives you the time of day is when his cocks hard or when you've pissed him off with all your whining. he'll call you immature, telling you it was a mistake to date someone like you - whiny and needy. he needs space, don't you understand? he won't listen when you tell him there's a difference between space and neglect. ):

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gaz is so husband material ):

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THE BEANBOOZLED CHALLENGE 😭

it wasn't as bad as we were conditioned to believe

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Hi Ro >:) I'm smooching you hehehe mwah mwah

KIS KIS !!!!! MISS U BELOVED!!!!!!!! <3

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Ro, that’s kinda outrageous 😭😭 That rotten egg jellybean was disgusting and you were throwing them back like tic tacs?? The one that tasted like baby wipes was kinda good tho.

LMAOOOOOO LIKE I WOUOD JUST EAT THEM AND THEN HE LIKE "oh that's barf. okay next-" i see ppl who say they like SPIT THEM OUT AND GAGGED AND SHIT and idk they just weren't that bad !!!!!! lawn clippings and baby wipes WERE good tho. the rotten egg and moldy cheese ones weren't awful 😭 IDK THEY JUST TASTED LIKE WEIRD FLAVORED JELLY BEANS TO ME which jelly beans kinda taste weird in general by default to me so maybe that's it

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do yall remember those jelly beans that had one "good" flavor and one "bad" flavor and u had to hope u were getting the good one????

honestly i ate every flavor and never actually thought any were bad. i could tell when one was like supposed to be popcorn and the other rotten eggs but like......the bad flavors were never actually bad tasting 😭

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what about a fic where he 141 are dealing with something Big; information is doctored, intel is wrong, enemies have infiltrated and fucked up the TFs intelleigence. they're in danger, the mission is compromised, their safety is compromised. someone is feeding them false information and they don't have any idea until it'll be too late.

up on the screen is your face, big red letters plastered over a picture of you indicated that you're a threat. you're associated with the enemy, how could that be possible?

simon is reeling - you're not even involved in the military or anything. you're a civilian, a librarian. a shy, quiet little thing that had looked like you were gonna faint right then and there when simon riley stood at your counter with a stack of books for the first time.

you couldn't possibly be involved. but the intel couldn't be wrong.

soap, gaz, and price all give him sickeningly pitiful looks like they feel sorry for the fool for falling for your tricks. simon is seething.

when you're awoken by a loud crash of your front door being broken down, you don't even get the chance to see who your assailants are before a black hood is shoved over your head. the ringing in your ears and your utter panic keep you from hearing the familiar voice of your husband calling you a traitor. you don't hear the sounds of the men you've grown to love na trust over the years discussing how they have to punish you...torture a confession out of you for this vile act that they have no idea is false information ):

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now wtf dumbasses been doin on ao3

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need NEED to be coddled and doted on by 141

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simon who works at a sex shop and gives you all his personal recommendations for things that will feel most pleasurable for you 🤤 he loves whenever you come back in the store to give him feedback on how it went. He’s obsessed with giving you pleasure and he gets a kick out of suggesting you try new things you wouldn’t have considered otherwise.

anon this is such a big brained thought i am literally dry heaving...........

simon who recommends couples things - like a vibrator with a controller for someone else to control. and he's nearly giddy with excitement when u tell him u don't have anyone to control it ): he boldly offers to be that person. and so after hours, you find yourself in the staff room, panties around one ankle and legs spread as he sits back and plays with the remote, skillfully edging you - drawing it out as long as possible bc he doesn't know if he'll ever get the chance to have his cute favorite customer like this again <3

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Will there ever be a part 3 to the angst hybrid au? In the beginning of part 2 it says there will be a part 3 and it's "coming soon".

My dearest apologies for the trouble

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HMMMMM PERHAPS ONE DAY i had to take a writing break bc i was getting burnt out and as a result.........ive forgotten the plot line i was going for SO !!!!! 😀 LMAOOOO but if i ever figure out wtf i was doin with it I'll update it !

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i'm using my 'whine about something frivolous' card; something irking abt posts that are presented as addressing entire communities in fandom (i.e., writers) but only acknowledge girls and women :<

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something something accidentally losing a tampon or a nuva ring or something inside of yourself and having to ask your room mate gaz to help you get it out because he's a) home and b) has long fingers and c) your only other options are either pay for a hospital visit or use chopsticks. cut to him finger fucking you within an inch of your life, saying "just a little more, i think i've got it, hang on, nearly got it worked down into my reach" and 'accidentally' brushing his thumb against your clit as the long-discarded item sits on the mattress right behind your ass, totally out of your eyesight

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simon who likes to rescue ladybugs or keep them as pets bc he used to do it when he was a child bc it felt nice to be kind to something small and harmless when no one did the same for him.....

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back to talk abt this.

simon who figures out (easily) you two did not behave while he was gone judging by how sensitive and puffy ur lil cunt is.

so to punish you both, he makes you kneel on the floor by the bed, hands in your laps, and watch as simon humps johnny's pillow until he cums all over it <3

not ur pillow tho bc he knows johnny is the one responsible for putting thoughts of misbehaving into your pretty head <3

simon who makes u pull ur panties down and spread ur legs for him to make sure you and johnny have been good while he wasn't home........