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It’s the last day in April, so tomorrow...

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one subreddit I have no business following but follow anyway is /r/ApplyingtoCollege

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peace and love on Earth..

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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watch out when listening to new music! it will sound like the month and year you discovered it in probably forever

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Once printing press and cheap production of pornographic literature had been invented, do you think there were ever knitting circles of old ladies all doing their own darning and stitching and all while taking turns on who's reading aloud to the group, so they can all have a laugh at the ridiculous smut as they work.

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White-armed Hera 🦚

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

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gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now