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Class Key Phrases

Maid - I Fix Page - I Bring Mage - I Create Knight - I Fight Rogue - I Divide Sylph - I Know Seer - I See Thief - I Take Heir - I Become Bard - I Initiate Prince - I Destroy Witch - I Manipulate

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suddenly pull out instruments and start jammin like seriously

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i remember in high school there was this one girl who would ask my friends and i to stop eating junk food because she was on a diet

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oh shit i got a 93%

makes sense

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i yearbooked

i yearbooked hard

have some pines twins, grades 9-12

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I spent a good chunk of my weekend scrambling to finish this comic. I hope you like it. I was really trying to push myself with the colours.

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To gain the power of the Kyubey

if witches and magical girls were real do you ever wonder what wish you would make to become a magical girl (or boy or non-binary or any other magical gender)?

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Cordylus cataphractus

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so preety

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i love this guy

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I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

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Misha’s face after seeing destiel fanart in 2nd gif just kill me. [x][x]

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Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof