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[royale-high-guard-hans]

Kill your self bitch and i wanna fuck your boyfriend

(im going to be foreal this notif gave me a fucking heart attack because of recent events😭😭😭)

[royale-high-guard-hans]

grrrrrrr grrrr grrr grrr 😡

Isn't it past your bed time?

[royale-high-guard-hans]

Ugh. At this point we should be installing safety railings around the lost and found box. There's always SOMEONE who gets stuck in there.

[royale-high-guard-hans]

Nothing that concerns you. It is absolutely NOT simply because you people keep berating me online, you sniveling brat. Not to say that isn't annoying too...

Good to see everyone else is having a great day. I'm not.

[royale-high-guard-hans]

Hans would like ghibli movies

[royale-high-guard-hans]

Good to see everyone else is having a great day. I'm not.

[royale-high-guard-hans]

OOC: I JUST REMEMDTED THIS DRAWING AND REALIXED THIS IS LITERALLY OUR RP BLOGS LMAO

for the like, two rh followers who like hans

[royale-high-guard-hans]

Omg, a gay! Take a picture

MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS NOT FOR SPECULATION.

[royale-high-guard-hans]

I am not above murder.

upon seeing the new update where theyve started using exclusively he/him for guard alexander, i wanted to see what peoples perspectives are on that matter.

personally, i believe theyre still they/them. its very obvious that this act was not done for no reason and is a textbook example of erasure. they never cared about the guards, man. but its up to you.

[royale-high-guard-hans]

🏳️‍🌈…

STOP.

[royale-high-guard-hans]

Very good.

I would like to give Alex a keychain but I don't know what kind of keychain he likes mmm

[royale-high-guard-hans]

...Shut up and mind your own business.

....Eso me hace preguntarme qué está haciendo Launce en este momento.

[royale-high-guard-hans]

Siempre tuve problemas para que dejara de comer ese maldito pegamento.

Guard Alexander no contex:

[royale-high-guard-hans]

....Eso me hace preguntarme qué está haciendo Launce en este momento.

[royale-high-guard-hans]

Who is "he"???!!

I would like to give Alex a keychain but I don't know what kind of keychain he likes mmm

[royale-high-guard-hans]

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? EVEN IF IT WAS TRUE, THIS IS INCREDIBLY UNPROFESSIONAL OF YOU TO SHARE.

I have gossip! Hans and the guard Launcelot come out and kiss!

Somehow I find this both very hard to believe and also not shocking at all??

[royale-high-guard-hans]

i have a question

your mother has blonde hair but Alex has black hair, so you are the blonde one?

Genetics don't work that way. Besides, my face is NONE of your business.