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Origins is the best Dragon Age game because you can make Alistair completely forgive you for actual child murder by giving him two cakes and making a sad face

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Before and after of work I did got my aunt today :) not done but my disabled ass shouldn't have done this anyway, needed a break. I'm proud of myself

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Thinking about how going from Ferelden to literally any other place (Orlais, Tevinter, blah blah) much kinda be like a super huge culture shock like fuck, you go from "haha farms and doggies" to huge buildings and people who don't want to talk about your doggies 😥

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What is your favorite Dragon Age Origins questline?

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y’all havin a good september?

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Me whenever I can bother Solas and piss him off

I cannot wait to piss Solas off at every possible turn. He will know no peace.

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Than I'm her Shrek 😤🥺💜

i finally figured out what it is about harding that's been making me go "hmm..."

it's giving fiona from shrek.

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God I love Dragon Age 2. You live in crime city. Your found family is bisexual and hates each other. There are no good endings. Game of all time and I’ve only just started act two.

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Why's it always the blond men I'm so gay for

I apologise dragon age community but my brain views these three men as interchangeable

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Thinking about demonizing Anders for having Justice but no one calls Wynne an abomination for having a spirit in her?!

Love them both dearly, would kill for them both

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I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

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Skyhold's "Undercroft" started as a dungeon, but became more of a batcave. By Matt Rhodes

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i'm crying lmao. bioware's coming for your dick RUUUNNN!!!! THEY WANT YOU FLACCID OR DEAD

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Crying sobbing

Here’s an animation meme that was popular on the clock app a couple months ago featuring Anders.

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The list of Notable Blood Mages on the dragon age wiki is so fucking funny like it's literally

Ancient Blighted would-be god of death and misery, my uncle who fell for two different crypto scams, and the autism creature

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Not wrong...

Bioware will find any excuse to introduce Morrigan to a game via a set of stairs.

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i love them your honor