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water and art are similar in that i need both of them to live but 99% of the time i forget and then wonder why i feel vaguely awful

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father

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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

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one of the worst irl debuffs is "something in the kitchen smells weird but you cant find it". you have to just do the rituals and hope for the best (taking out the trash, boiling water down the sink, look for lost potatoes etc)

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an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

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