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Name: Arthur & Felicity "Lissa" Boothe Ian McKellen & Julie AndrewsAge: 85(A) & 87(F) Sexuality: Straight Career: Physics professor & Opera Singer Notable Markings: •Arthur has a series of freckles on his left arm that form the big dipper •Felicity has a burn scar on her chest from where Norman and Warren dumped a hot tea on her on accident (they were trying to be sweet but started arguing over who got to give her the cup) Favorite Color: •Arthur - Wine Red #5E2129 •Wendy - Antique Pink #D36E70 Guilty Pleasure: •Arthur - ??? •Wendy - gardening Fun facts: •Wendy & Arthur own several acres of land, which also includes a large pond. •Arthur could always tell the twins apart until he developed Alzheimer's. •The couple still go on dinner dates where they dress up very fancy (Norman usually ends up stuck coming with them to be there for Arthur. He sits at a different table and reads), and will also go on walks in the park to keep Arthur active. •Felicity made good friends with Vivienne after meeting her at a mommy and me class. The two always go out for tea every single Wednesday. Well...Tea for Felicity.

Name: Warren Arthur Boothe Norman Reedus Age: 49 Sexuality: Straight as a pin Career: Actor Notable markings: •mole near the left hand side of his mouth •tattoo of Norman's name on his chest that was gotten when they were teenagers while drunk on a dare Favorite color: Genetian blue #2A6478 Guilty pleasure: The Pearl Harbor Movie (he will lie if asked) Fun facts: •has been acting since the 90's •despite being from a very cold climate, Warren hates the snow •can dislocate his left shoulder at will without pain (this upsets his twin who insists he's going to injure himself doing this, and his little brother who swears it's not normal and bad for his joints)

Name: Norman Patrick Boothe Karl Urban Age: 49 Sexuality: Gay but has experimented with women a little. Career: trauma & ER nurse, Retired hockey player for the Jets Notable markings: •healed broken nose •scar on upper lip under beard •tattoo of a death's head moth on his left front hip, a lantern on his right bicep Favorite color: Teal #008080 Guilty pleasure: the 1995 Persuasion movie & 2005 Pride & Prejudice movie Fun facts: •had a hockey scholarship •played for the Jets for about 5 years before he retired (Still plays for fun with Norman and a couple guys) •owns more Hawaiian shirts than sweaters •Ette's dad. Gave up hockey to parent her, was manipulated by Helene to give her up because he was a "bad parent". Absolutely regrets giving her up. Name: Nova Age: 6 Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier Color: Blue Career: hunting dog and well loved snuggle baby Notable markings: white spot on her chest Guilty pleasure: sleeping on the bed with Arthur when he takes his naps

Name: Calvin Warrington Boothe Jude Law Age: 47 Sexuality: pansexual, but doesn't know it Career: Head of Anesthesia Notable markings: a birthmark on the back of his neck, along his hairline, vaguely shaped like a fish Favorite color: Sienna #A0522D Guilty pleasure: 50 First Dates Fun facts: •adores his kids •would rather be holed up alone in a cave in the middle of winter than in absolutely any building with Helene •absolutely knows his hairline is receding but finds joy in pretending to be shocked when people mention it

Name: Daniel "Dani" Arthur Boothe (prev. Danielle Alessandra Boothe) Trystan Hawthorne Age: 27 Sexuality: Bisexual, questioning (thinks he might technically be straight because he's a dude and he likes women but is that still straight if he's not a bio male?) Career: Movie Rental Store owner (Cassettes) Notable markings: •top surgery scars •a scar behind his left ear from when he, his sister, and his cousin tried to pierce his ears •bite mark on his leg from a fox •a watercolor no outline tattoo of three fairies dancing by his ankle. Favorite color: Blue Lilac #77679A Guilty pleasure: monster smut books Fun facts: •better at roller skating than ice skating •can stack dice in a cup •once got bit by a fox when he mistook it for a cat Name: Nine Age: 3 Breed: Blue Sphynx Career: layabout and spoiled king of the movie rental store Notable markings: nude colored chest, throat, and like along his muzzle Guilty pleasure: begging customers for food, as if Dani has never fed him once in his life

Name: Nanette "Ette" Boothe Abigail Breslin Age: Sexuality: Straight Career: Student (?) Notable Markings: Favorite Color: Baby Pink Guilty Pleasure: Bondage? Fun facts: •Biological child of Norman and an unknown woman •Is absolutely gorgeous but doesn't really know it •Can pull off literally any outfit •Abused by Helen in a way where it's almost not noticeable to anyone •May or may not have been drugged by Helen for years

Name: Helene Marie Boothe Charlize Theron Age: 48 Sexuality: Straight Career: Stay at home mother (also is in an MLM) Notable Markings: A scar on her left middle finger from where Ette bit her when she was little. Favorite Color: Telemagenta #CF3476 Guilty Pleasure: Swiss cake rolls Fun facts: •There's nothing fun about Helene. •Goes by Helen instead of Helene •Absolutely married Calvin for money •Convinced Norman to let her adopt Ette (oh, honey. You're way too busy. She'll get neglected and you really don't know what you're doing with a kid...), only to abuse her because she's not good enough according to her standards. •Likely has been drugging Ette for many years (no evidence yet) •So good at manipulation, tbh

Name: Xavier & Jane Chandler Anthony Hopkins & Jessica Lange Age: 87(X) & 80(J) Sexuality: Straight Career: Psychiatrist & Stay at home wife Notable Markings: x Favorite Color: Green Gray #4D5645 & Mint Turquoise #497E76 Guilty Pleasure: Xavier has no guilty pleasures. Jane likes The Fifty Shades series. Fun facts: •Xavier is a bit bigoted. His wife, however, is not and has tried to be supportive of her grandkids. •Jane has secretly been seeing a divorce attorney. •Felicity, Jane, & Vivienne have a book club together.

Name: Skye Barlow Sabrina Carpenter Age: Sexuality: Pansexual Career: Streamer Notable Markings: Favorite Color: Sage Green #B2AC88 Guilty Pleasure: Fun facts: •Does not have an OnlyFans, despite her fans clamoring for one

Name: Owen Barlow Jacob Tremblay Age: Sexuality: Career: Notable Markings: Favorite Color: Guilty Pleasure: Fun facts: •Visits Skye sometimes over the summer and stays with her. They both enjoy their time together.

Name: Mary Anne & Luke Barlow Katherine Heigl & Jason Bateman Age: Sexuality: Straight Career: Notable Markings: Favorite Color: Guilty Pleasure: Fun facts: •

Name: Loren Carreno Mike Vogel Age: 44 (according to his tumblr. correct me if I'm wrong) Sexuality: Gay Career: Detective Notable Markings: Favorite Color: Guilty Pleasure: Fun facts: •Was married to a woman named Caroline for 5 years •Inspired by his father to go into law enforcement •Youngest ever to have been promoted to lead detective

Name: Shay Carreno Emily Kinney Age: Sexuality: Straight Career: Actor Notable Markings: Favorite Color: Guilty Pleasure: Fun facts: •Got her first big break in The Walking Dead (also where she met Warren) •A very accomplished and well liked singer

Name: Shavon, Sheyenne, Shelbi Carreno Natalie Dormer, Evanna Lynch, Peyton List Age: Sexuality: I'm guessing they're all straight

Name: Hillary Carreno & Alfred Carreno Kristin Bauer & Kevin CostnerAge: Sexuality: Straight Career: Alfred - Lawyer, Hillary - Erotica writer Notable Markings: Favorite Color: Guilty Pleasure: Fun facts: •the pair met at a consultation after Hillary started writing & publishing her books/stories •Alfred is closest with Shelbi out of all his daughters

Name: Asher Ioane Jason Momoa Age: 32 Sexuality: Straight Career: Dom for Hire, Erotic/Boudoir photographer Notable Markings: •Combination of Maori & Samoan cultural tattoos •Scar through his left eyebrow from a surf accident Favorite Color: Purple Red  #75151E Guilty Pleasure: buying sex toys or furniture, The Rebel Blue Ranch series Fun facts: •Was briefly a sub for an older woman. Did not work out. (mild trauma?) •Does not kiss subs because he views kissing as a very intimate thing. (might involve the trauma) •Makes erotic furniture as a hobby.

Name: Kele & Enola Ioane Robbie Magasiva & Kimberly Gurrero Age: 52 & 58 Sexuality: Straight Career: Owns a surf shop (K) & was a Hula instructor (E) Notable Markings: •Upper bicep tattoo of a combination of Samoan and Maori cultures (kele) Favorite Color: Orange Brown #A65E2E , N/A Guilty Pleasure: Dog the Bounty Hunter Fun facts: •Enola died when Asher was in his 20's after falling while surfing, taking a hard hit to the head from her surfboard •Kele doesn't eat pork.

Name: Vivianne Morgan Jane Fonda Age: 86 Sexuality: Straight Career: Chef Notable Markings: a tattoo of a sword on her wrist that matches Selene's tattoo of a sword (she's not jsut a grandma. She's a cool grandma) Favorite Color: Gold #FFD700 Guilty Pleasure: Donny Osmond music Fun facts: •A good friend of Felicity & Jane •Absolutely gave Jane the number for her divorce attorney and has been encouraging her to leave Xavier and take him for everything he has. •Has been married 3 other times. She's pretty sure her third husband is the one who got Darcy into the...community he's currently a part of. •Spoils the hell out of Selene, and has been known to send gifts for Dani and Ette when Selene visits them.

Name: Darcy Morgan Jeffrey Dean Morgan Age: 49 Sexuality: straight Career: "Carnival" owner. DEFFO not a money launderer or leader of the local mob. Def doesn't have drugs going in and out and didn't ever kill anyone. Never. Not once. Notable Markings: •scar at his right temple from Dierdre •tattoo of his daughter's name on his left arm •various other tattoos Favorite Color: Iron Grey #434B4D Guilty Pleasure: Those REALLY bad Scifi Movies (not Sharknado, but in the same vein) Fun facts: •Has a very rocky relationship with the local police department. They're mad they can't catch him for any of the crimes they're 90% sure he's associated with. •Absolutely killed Lucy's boyfriend after he saw him hit her outside a bar one night. Followed them home, learned his routine, and then killed him. If the cops ask, no he didn't. And he does not know where the body could possibly be. •VERY protective of Selene, despite letting her do whatever. •Always willing to help when the cops come knocking at the carnival. •very Shrewd businessman. Don't owe him money...

Name: Dierdre Morgan Age: n/a Sexuality: Straight Career: n/a Notable Markings: had a scar on her arm from where one of Darcy's rings cut her Favorite Color: Honey Yellow #A98307 Guilty Pleasure: The goldfish pingpong ball game Fun facts: •Was a good mom, but threatened to take Selene away from Darcy because she didn't want her exposed to "that life". •Went missing when Selene was 3 years old. Her body was found in the woods.

Name: Selene Morgan Age: 26 Sexuality: Bisexual Career: Part time Student, part time at Cassettes Notable Markings: multiple tattoos, including a sword that matches with her grandma. Favorite Color: Traffic Black #1E1E1E Guilty Pleasure: Chocolate Chip cookie cakes (can AND WILL eat a whole one by herself) Fun facts: •Dating Landry in secret, because she's almost 90% sure her dad would beat the hell out of him if he found out. •So spoiled, but like. Not in a shitty way. She can absolutely be a bitch, but knows when to dial it back. •Despite being told she's not supposed to be fucking around in the carnival, absolutely fucks around in the carnival with her friends (sometimes Ette if she can convince her). She knows what's going on there. She's not stupid... •Loves Dani, but favors Ette because she likes to hang out with her.

Name: Lucy Irving Age: 35 Sexuality: ? Career: Paramedic Notable Markings: Multiple small tattoos on her arms Favorite Color: Blue Lilac #6C4675 Guilty Pleasure: eating junk food while rewatching True Blood for the 500th time Fun facts: •Is Norman's best friend, and maybe the only person that's not family that he'll make the time to go out with (before Loren). They met while he was working in the ER as charge nurse. •Has been to the carnival more times for work than she ever has for fun. •DID have a boyfriend. He ghosted her after beating the shit out of her.

Name: Landry Moon Kevin Creekman Age: 30 Sexuality: Straight Career: Runs the shooting range at the carnival & Darcy's right hand man Notable Markings: bodysuit of tattoos Favorite Color: Mint Turquoise #497E7 Guilty Pleasure: Mario Party Fun facts: •Is way too similar to Darcy for his own good. •Discovered he was attracted to Selene when they got in an argument one day. He called her a bitch, she called him an asshole and slapped him. •Is a bit too possessive sometimes. •Comes off as abusive, but he'd never hurt Selene. Unless she told him to.

Name: Henry Ripley Jonathan Bailey Age: 32 Sexuality: Bisexual, preference for men Career: Dance Teacher & Aerialist (specializes in silks) Notable Markings: Favorite Color: Melon yellow #F4A900 Guilty Pleasure: Fun facts: •Met Alex on the bus when he fell and ripped the strap to Alex's messenger bag. •Met Dani randomly at a pride event when Dani was a teenager and took him in when Helen kicked him out for a year (he and Alex are now Dani's "other dads") •Has been doing acrobatics and aerialist stunts at the circus since childhood. •When he's at the studio, he can often be found with a trail of kids (from his classes) following him. •Loves that people can't tell if he or Lex are the top in the relationship.

Name: Alexander Kennedy Sam Claflin Age: 34 Sexuality: Bisexual Career: Horror writer Notable Markings: •Scar on the underside of his chin from where he stabbed himself with a fork as a child. •Scar on his left knee from where a friend dropped a type writer on him. Favorite Color: Moss Grey #6C7059 Guilty Pleasure: Verity by Colleen Hoover Fun facts: •Does, in fact, have a secret bookcase that moves to reveal...another bookcase. With all his valuable books on it. •Was kicked out of the house when he was 17, because "you're old enough to work, you can live alone." •Published his first horror novel at 18.

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The Baudelaire Family

A family from Loreauville, Louisiana in Iberia Parish.

Bill & Florence Baudelaire, 78 & 65 years old Ian McShane & Imelda Staunton

Bill & Florence met at the diner Florence was working at. Bill was relentless, coming every day and trying to get her number or a date. It took him a week to wear her down, and the two went to the drive in together. Bill was old money and Florence’s parents owned the diner she worked at. They got married three years later in the Spring. Bill & Florence invested the Baudelaire fortune in local fishermen, and Florence bought her parents’ diner when they retired to keep it running. Bill developed a fondness for brewing, and opened a small local brewery in Loreauville. They eventually had their four children, Estera & Edward, Everette, and Emeline. Though they love all their children, they weren’t fond of Eddie’s choices, and as such, haven’t spoken to him in 17 years.

Relationships Estera, Gabe, Xander, Addison, & Olivia; Bill & Florence’s second oldest child. They are all very close, and the children will often spend the weekends with their grandparents in the summers.

Edward & Jimmy: Eddie hasn’t spoken to Bill & Florence for 17 years, as they disliked Melissa and wouldn’t support their marriage. As such, they shut Eddie out and have never met Jimmy, despite knowing that Eddie divorced Melissa. They’ve never made an effort to know Jimmy, despite knowing OF him.

Everette & Emeline: Everette and Emeline aren’t overly close to their parents, but they see them now and again. They don’t dislike their parents, but they aren’t really overly fond of them. However, they’re not big fans of Emeline’s beau.

Estera & Gabe Wilkes, 38 & 51 years old Lynn Collins & Josh Holloway

Estera and Gabe met at Estera’s highschool graduation. He was one of her friends’ uncles. The two flirted and started dating in secret, keeping their relationship rather hush hush, so as to not make things awkward between Estera and her friend. The two became very serious very fast, despite their age difference. They got married quickly, and had their first child within the year. Everette jokes that it was a shotgun wedding. Gabe is a business lawyer and works at the brewery in the legal department, as well as working with a few other local companies. Estera is a housewife, and does some tailoring out of her home.

Relationships Xander, Addison, & Olivia; Gave and Estera’s children. They’re close to them, but let them have free reign. To say that they’re a little spoiled is an understatement. They do make their kids work for what they get, but Estera has a tendency to just give them money behind her husband’s back.

Xander, Addison, & Olivia Wilkes, 18 & 16 years old Jace Norman, Chiara Aurelia, & Kitana Turnball

The oldest of the Wilkes kids. Xander attends a private school in the next town over, just like his sisters. Addison and Xander are known to butt heads plenty, while Olivia sits off to the side, posting on her social media. She thinks she’s an influencer on tiktok and Instagram....Of the three, Addison is the most grounded, as she prides herself in being a good student, and is very aware of how spoiled she and her siblings are. Xander, however, is just an asshole, unfortunately. He plays football, Addison is on the Swim Team and in the marching band, and Olivia...well, Olivia has lots of friends....

Relationships Emeline; Their aunt. They all like her, and Olivia always tries to get Olivia to make appearances on her tiktok, though Olivia really isn’t interested in the kind of videos Olivia does. Xander and Emeline get on well, and will sit and talk for hours about the latest trends. Addison struggles, because she and Emeline don’t have much in common.  But Emeline always goes out of her way to take an interest

Edward Baudelaire 40 years old Jeffrey Dean Morgan

The father of Jimmy Baudelaire. Eddie's originally from Loreauville in Iberia Parish. He played football and lacrosse in high school. Eddie left for University of Washington on a scholarship, and studied engineering, though he had a passion for cars and motorcycles. He was a very friendly young man, and met his wife, Melissa, during spring break. The two became close, despite his friends disliking her, and eventually got married. Eddie worked hard to support Melissa’s life style, which was very lavish. The couple often fought, and Eddie was practically disowned for marrying her. Eddie became a single parent not long after his son was born. He raised Jimmy and opened his own garage, which has done very well. Everything aside, Eddie’s a pretty happy person. He volunteers as a lacrosse coach at the highschool.

Relationships Lakelyn; The absolute love of Eddie’s life. He met her at the highschool when he was called in to deal with Jimmy getting in a fight. The two started with a purely physical relationship, but felt a mutual jealousy of the other sleeping with other people, and finally became a couple. Eddie’s the happiest with her that he’s ever been.

Melissa; Eddie and Melissa got married when Eddie was just out of college. She was disliked by all of his friends, and his family. But he went along with it anyways. Melissa gave Eddie his son, Jimmy, and left them only a couple days after the baby was born. Eddie got full custody of their son, and the two speak once every other year, when she remembers to call for Jimmy’s birthday. IF she remembers.

Eve & Richard Winters; Melissa’s sister and brother-in-law. Eve and Eddie were good friends from the get go, and the couple supported Eddie when Jimmy was a newborn, letting the two move in together while they got back on their feet. Richard can be a real asshole, and the two are known to clash, espcially when it comes to the kids. Eve, however, makes sure to take time out of her week to hang out with Eddie, so she can keep up with his and Jimmy’s lives.

James Baudelaire, 16 years old Finn Wolfhard

Eddie’s son. He’s incredibly smart, and crazy independent. Jimmy doesn’t really know his mother, and never holds his breath to speak to her. Though he’s a little awkward at school, he makes friends fast, and is often out hanging with them. He doesn’t really like sports, but signed up for lacrosse in an attempt to not let his dad down. He’s alright at it? Jimmy is trying to explore who he is and has recently been learning about the ace community. He entered into the high school and skipped a grade, which made things weird for him, and a target of bullying. But he’s made good friends who have been doing their best to help him stay safe and defend himself.

Relationships Lakelyn; Jimmy was sort of just...absorbed into the lacrosse group, and found himself attached to Lake. He looks at her like an older sister, and appreciates all the trouble she gets into trying to help him out. She’s been great at helping him adapt to high school, and he likes how she always makes him feel included.

Mikayla Winters; Jimmy’s cousin. She’s mean to him in school, but only SHE is allowed to be mean to him. He watched her verbally destroy a cheerleader one day when she called him a loser. But he knows Kayla can be a colossal bitch.

Everette & Emeline; Both his aunt and uncle have reached out to try and get to know Jimmy. they’re not super close, but he knows they’re trying. They call him once in a while, though Eddie doesn’t know.

Everette Baudelaire 35 years old Henry Cavill

One of the Baudelaire children. Everett is a detective in town, and enjoys his work, though it leaves him somewhat secluded since he spends much time working on cases. He’s always been the child who was more or less left to his own devices, and he’s always liked it that way. As great as everyone usually is, being left alone was always easier, especially when it came to trying to deal with his parents. They’d always gone overboard, but it got worse when his older brother left, so he did what he could to make sure they left him alone and focused on Emeline. Everette does seem to get on well with people, and as such is very good with interviewing suspects. He met his girlfriend at a bar, and they hit it off very quickly. Despite her being engaged, the two continue a relationship behind her fiancé's back. She lives with her younger sister, who Everette has started seeing when she’s not around.

Relationships Eddie: Everette’s older brother who he always looked up to.

Jimmy: Everette didn’t even know Jimmy existed for a while, but has gone to the effort to try and know him.

Emeline: Everette’s closest to Emeline. Despite a 6 year age difference, the two were always causing chaos together. He isn’t a huge fan of some of her choices, but at least he can still hang out with her.

Emeline Baudelaire 29 years old Olivia Culpo

A beautiful young lady. Emeline is the hometown sweetheart. If you don’t know her, you know of her. Everyone thinks she’s the sweetest thing, though her siblings know better. She has the temper of an old southern woman. Her parents have always been proud of her, though. She took part in a couple pageants when she was in junior high, which helped to pay for her college tuition, and her mother made sure to go through the typical debutante presentation. She didn’t mind it, though the idea wasn’t exactly appealing. Emeline is babied and adored by her brothers, though she and Estera aren’t close at all. Being the only child without a career, to her parents’ knowledge, Bill assumes she’ll be taking over as CEO of the brewery, though Florence doesn’t want her boyfriend’s hands on it, as she thinks that he’s only around in the hopes of Emeline coming into some money.

Relationships Rhett Boudreaux; Emeline’s boyfriend. The two have known each other practically her whole life, as Rhett was and still is Eddie’s best friend. Rhett works on an oil rig, so she only sees him every other month. It’s hard, but Rhett’s always been willing to make it work, and the two are crazy for each other.

Jimmy; Emeline’s nephew. She’s never met him in person, but she’s made an effort to try and know him once she found out he even existed. She likes him and thinks he’s a smart kid.

The Drake Family A family from Washington State.

Niles & Virginia Drake, 75 & 74 years old Timothy Dalton & Stockard Channing

Niles and Virginia grew up in Washington. They were childhood sweethearts, growing up next door to each other. Virginia was always the more social of the two, and would often be the one asking Niles to play. The two were more than happy to spend time together, and when they were old enough, began seeing each other. Their parents were ecstatic. Niles worked at the local grocery store, and Virginia took a job as a waitress. They bought a small house and were happy. Niles eventually got a job as a banker, working his way up the corporate ladder. Eventually, the two had three daughters. They live happily in Washington, and keep in contact with their children and grandchildren.

Relationships Melissa, Edith, & Taylor; the couple’s three daughters. They love them all very much, though they know they, unfortunately, spoiled Melissa. They know she’s a bit of...well, a bitch. They appreciate the girls for who they are and how they act.

Eddie & Jimmy; Niles & Virginia have always felt bad for what happened between Melissa and Eddie, and everything he lost for it. They’ve made sure to help Eddie when they can, and they absolutely love Jimmy. They spent plenty of days and evenings with him when he was very small, taking care of him while Eddie worked.

Melissa Stravinsky, 50 years old Famke Janssen

A beautiful woman, Melissa’s always been known as a maneater, so it was a shock to everyone when she got in a serious relationship. Melissa was spoiled by her parents, and moved to California on their dime. She jumped from job to job while her parents paid all her bills, and studied Interior Design. She jumped between men constantly, and met Eddie at her job when he was on spring break from college. She started dating him on and off when he went back home to Washington, and eventually moved back to Washington after he graduated. She was restless, and got annoyed by Eddie easily, who worked hard to provide her with the life she wanted to live. The two married when she found out she was pregnant. Melissa left Eddie after she gave birth, and the two divorced quickly. Melissa lives in southern California with her new husband, running her own interior design business.

Relationships Eddie Baudelaire; Melissa thought Eddie was attractive enough, but she wasn’t too serious with him at first. She knew Eddie was from money, and that was all that mattered. She hated Eddie’s friends and the way he dressed. She filed for the divorce and was happy to have it over with quickly.

Jimmy Baudelaire; Melissa’s only child. She really felt no attachment to Jimmy, and really hadn’t even wanted children, though Eddie did. She didn’t name him, and left him and his father as soon as she could. She barely knows Jimmy, but uses him as a pawn to hold over one of her younger sister’s head.

Clifford Stravinsky; A rich divorcee that Melissa met at a bar. The two married quickly after meeting. He’s a nice enough man, but clicks well with Melissa. Clifford has a daughter, but he only sees her on holidays and school events.

Eve & Richard Winters, 41 & 56 years old Kathryn Hahn & Ralph Fiennes

Eve is the middle child. Eve wasn’t overly popular when she was younger, but was well liked, and had plenty of friends. She’s more catty than her younger sister, but doesn’t reach near the heights of bitch that Melissa does. She’s always been more fun than her husband, happily drinking with her friends and laughing with her brothers in law. She works part time in a salon. Her husband, Richard, is the principal at the local high school, and he can be rather stuck up, a product of his upbringing. The two were set up on a blind date by a friend of her dad. They weren’t exactly the best match, but Eve somehow found herself marrying him, and the two had two children. Eve and Richard are pretty indifferent to each other.

Relationships Rosemary & Mikayla; Their daughters. they love them very much, despite Mikayla’s attitude. She’s spoiled by her father, while her mother constantly tries to tell her she can’t treat people the way she does. Rosemary was the perfect child, but Eve still checks in on her, worried she’s gonna have some sort of breakdown.

Eddie; Eve gets along with Eddie better than Richard. Richard is a little scared of him. Intimidated. Eve just finds him good company and likes to drink with him.

Rosemary Winters, 21 years old Phoebe Dynevor

The oldest of Eve & Richard’s kids. Rosemary is a sweet girl who was well known in her small town, as she was considered a golden child, the opposite of her younger sister. Rosemary happily helped in the community and at her school, and took part in several events. She loves her little sister, but could never condone the way she behaved, and was always bewildered by how okay her dad could be with how she acts, surprised when he even seemed to encourage her attitude. Rosemary decided to move away for college, though not too far, only a few hours away to Seattle. She wasn’t sure what she wanted to study, and is now finishing her second year of general, though her father wants her to become an educator.

Relationships Mikayla Winters; Rosemary’s younger sister. They used to be close until Mikayla started acting like an utter monster. She doesn’t approve of how Mikayla treats other people, but still tries to spend some time with her whenever she visits.

Jimmy Baudelaire; Rosemary’s favorite cousin. Jimmy and Rosemary had always gotten along, despite the 5 year difference. She’s always treated him well, which her uncle’s always appreciated. Jimmy often will come by to see her when he and his dad come to Seattle for any reason. He likes going to the bookstore with her so they can look at books together.

Atticus Whitlock; Rosemary’s boyfriend. She met him through her roommate. She’s been too nervous to introduce him to her parents.

Mikayla Winters, 18 years old Sasha Pieterse

A cruel young lady, Mikayla gets her kicks from being popular at school and making sure that everyone feels less than her. She prides herself on how easily she can take someone down socially, and is known to be very self serving. Mikayla is a cheerleader, and makes sure the school knows that she is the principal’s daughter. She is a cheerleader, though not the head, as her bad attitude has kept her from that position. Mikayla always gets her way, be it from earning it or from crying and fitting until someone gives in, usually her father who believes she deserves all the best things in the world. Her mother hates her attitude.

Relationships Jared Fahkry; Mikayla’s boyfriend. She’s not very nice to him, but he’s rich and popular, so he’s the perfect fit. Jared’s pretty oblivious to a good chunk of her mistreatment, unless it’s pointed out to him. Some people think they deserve each other, because they’re both assholes in their own ways.

Taylor & Geoffrey Osburne, 32 & 40 years old Elizabeth Olsen & Paul Bettany

Taylor is  the youngest sister of Eve and Melissa, and was always teased by Melissa when they were kids, though she and Eve would often go off and play together. She was always very sensitive to her surroundings, and would sometimes cry if Melissa killed spiders around her, because she could’ve just taken it outside. She met Geoffrey when she was in her 20′s, and the two got together soon after. Geoffrey was a computer analyst for a large company. The two were dating steadily for quite some time before they finally got married when Taylor was 25. The couple tried for children immediately, and have been struggling ever since.  They recently discovered that they may have trouble having children due to medical issues. They’ve agreed to continue trying, but are also trying to adopt.

Relationships Melissa; Melissa is Taylor’s oldest sister and a colossal bitch. She is always shaming her sister for her and her husband’s fertility issues and holds her son (who she barely knows) over her head, though she’s always trying to be subtle about it when their parents are around. It still bothers Taylor sometimes.

The SOs

Rhett Boudreaux, 40 years old Norman Reedus

A Louisiana native, Rhett was born and bred in the Bayou. He has always been a very friendly man and more than willing to help someone in need. He was a good friend of Eddie’s through the years, despite Eddie’s mother looking down on him as though he were trash, since his family wasn’t as well off. But Rhett never wanted for anything and was content.  He used to spend a lot of time helping Eddie fix an old Bayou Boat they found, and eventually got it working. Rhett played football with Eddie, and  would hang out with him and his siblings a lot. Estera didn’t like him. He works on an oil rig and began dating Emeline only a couple months ago.

Relationships Emeline Baudelaire; Rhett’s girlfriend. She’s the little sister of his best friend, and he’s known her most of their lives. They were always on good terms with each other, and Rhett didn’t even recognize her when he came home and saw her in a bar. He wants to make it work, even though he only gets to see her every other month, and he appreciates that she’s trying to make it work as well.

Eddie Baudelaire; Rhett’s best friend since childhood. They met when they were very little, and spent an absurd amount of time together. Rhett visits Eddie up in Washington when he gets the chance, but it’s not very often. He was very supportive of Eddie when he married Melissa because it seemed to make him happy, and even more supportive during the divorce.

Atticus Whitlock, 25 years old Regé-Jean Page

A young Med student. Atticus is from London, and moved to Seattle for college. He lives with some friends in a small townhouse that’s part of the off-campus housing program. Atticus was very good in school and known as a little bit of a player. He’s improved his behavior and wants to be the best he can be for his girlfriend. He’s attending a surgical residency as Harborview Medical Center in Seattle.

Relationships Rosemary Winters; Atticus’ girlfriend. He thinks the absolute world of her. He thinks she’s incredibly smart and has been trying to help her figure out what she wants to do. He doesn’t hold it against her that she hasn’t taken him to meet her parents.

Jared Fahkry, 19 years old Mena Moussad

A young local boy. Jared is Mikayla’s boyfriend. The two are almost a match made in heaven. Despite her being a bitch to him and all his friends, Jared doesn’t care. He’s a bit of a player, sleeping around quite a bit. But he’s a nice enough guy when he wants to be. Jared comes from a rich family, and can tend to be a bit of an asshole about it, often unintentionally making fun of his friends who aren’t as fortunate as him.

Relationships Mikayla Winters; Jared’s girlfriend. It’s a lose lose situation between the two of them. He cheats on her, she cheats on him. But they’ve survived this long on and off. His friends don’t like them dating, since she’s such a bitch to them all.

Lakelyn Reynolds Brianna Hildebrand

A sweet young lady. Lakelyn is well liked by her friends, and a fair bit of the school know not to mess with her. Lake’s not afraid to speak her mind and do as she pleases. She doesn’t care what people thing. She's a good kid, and the only daughter of Charlie Reynolds. The two are close, and supported each other greatly during her mother's cancer and death. She is one of the stars of her lacrosse team, and has made good friends on the team, though she knows some of the boys look at her in...less than savory ways.

Relationships Eddie Baudelaire; Lake’s lacrosse coach and boyfriend. the two are absolutely crazy about each other, and Eddie would happily do anything for Lake that she asked.

Jimmy Baudelaire; Eddie’s son, and one of Lake’s friends. She met him after standing up for him in school. He thinks lake’s just the coolest and she likes being around him.