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Hunting my fav house ep so far. Cameron gets advice from a gay guy and is hot and House catches a rat and fights people.

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goofiness in my sketch book

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a bit surprised how so many artists just dont get big followings bc it overwhelms them and they start deleting everything at a whim. I get it tho protect your peace.

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motorcity propaganda i’m NOT falling for:

—chuck being an “uwu cutesy” type of person

you’re tellin me that this same guy who smiled happily and POPPED A HOOD FULL OF WEAPONS onto red bc he was that close to kickin mike’s ass/screamed happily about getting firepower in the ipad game and lies his way outta things is the uwu cutesy type?? HELL NAW i don’t believe it

not to mention the entirety of fearless. imagine what chuck could do if he wasn’t afraid for his life

like i get it, he’s understandably scared about every situation that the burners are thrown in, but dude’s actually lowkey just as crazy as everyone else

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RIP Kane x Duke fans yall would go apeshit over american politics

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victor and alexx

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the medicine drug..

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theyre kinda twin

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SARAH CHRIST & THE CHOSEN

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[context + commentary + ID under cut]

IMAGE 1: Smosh fanart of various figures of Sarah Christ and the Chosen.

Figure 1: 2 identical busts of Sarah with a look of dread, titled: “Sarah ‘women are my specialty’ Christ.” The first has greasy choppy bangs, and the second has long wet strands of hair alongside her face, labeled: “classic vs overgrown bangs.”

Figure 2: A bust of Sarah blowing a strand of hair out of her face in annoyance, labeled: “needs haircut (not gonna get one).”

Figure 3: Sarah Christ and the Chosen in the Spiderverse mentor meme with Sarah as Peter B Parker and the Chosen as Miles Morales. Sarah is thinking of the Creekside Killer while Chosen is thinking of Sarah. Beside Sarah is the bisexual flag with the quote, “Put some tits on that guy, I’d fuck him,” and beside Chosen is the trans flag with the quote, “I saw the board game glow,” as well as a note underneath that reads: “(idek which direction i just know it to be true).” The figures are colored in a blue and pink palette.

IMAGE 2: Smosh fanart of various figures of Sarah Christ and the Chosen.

Figure 1: Sarah and the Chosen redrawn in a Brooklynn 99 meme. Sarah has choppy bangs and is holding Chosen to her chest protectively and aggressively says, “If anything happens to the Chosen, I’m killing everyone in this room and then myself.” His face is expressionless and squished in her embrace.

Figure 2: The Chosen is drawing out his sword in defense of Sarah as he says, “Don’t worry, Sarah! If this guy wants to mess with you, he’s gonna have to get through ME first.” He looks the same as before, but Sarah has overgrown bangs. Behind him, she draws a line across her throat in a threatening death glare. The text above points to both figures 1 and 2, reading: “Characterized by: devotion + delusion (interchangeable between them).”

Figure 3: A headshot of Sarah with overgrown bangs, giving a side-eye and holding a cigarette between her lips. Sunglasses sit atop her head with the note: “Still has the sunglasses Chosen gave her :”)” Another note points to her cigarette that reads: “Just holding it.”

VIDEO DESCRIPTION: Smosh Mouth clips of The Chosen & Sarah Christ episode with OP’s commentary as follows:

“the chosen [handshake emoji] sarah christ: i would kill for you.”

“there’s a naive but genuine sweetness in the way that the chosen thinks of sarah and wonders why misfortune seems to follow her”

“he chalks up her “bad luck” to mirrors instead of her own reckless actions, which speaks to his superstitions but even more so his admiration of her”

“so it’s significant that the chosen later gifts sarah charmed sunglasses to protect her from ‘dark forces’”

“they look out for each other in their own ways :”)”

IMAGE 3: Screenshots of Sarah Christ subtitles from various Smosh videos against a bisexual flag background, as follows:

“Before I knew it, I, Sarah Christ, had fallen deeply in love with Amanda Lehan-Canto.”

“Let’s just say I wasn’t a wet cop until I met Amanda.”

“You don’t know anything about gay pride, do you?”

“Put some tits on that guy, I’d (bleep) him.”

“Women are my specialty.”

IMAGE 4: Screenshot of a comment section from the Chosen Trivial Pursuit: Try Not To Laugh video, as follows:

Commenter: “the chosen canonically being aware of I Saw the TV Glow is INSANE”

Reply 1: “I mean he has undeniable tboy swag”

Reply 2: “one day the chosen’s egg will crack”

OP’s note pointing to both replies (colored in trans colors): “I like that these both co-exist for the Chosen.”

Each of the comments has been liked by OP.

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need my hand on new umbrella academy comic....

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whatever the gym gods got me by fucking me up on the treadmill

me not wiping the dust off my sneakers in the gym i guess

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me not wiping the dust off my sneakers in the gym i guess

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KERRI COLBY // 'wild, wild west' runway ❥ rpdr all stars 10x06

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the trick against overconsumption is fixating on a very specific thing you want thats not easy to find and not buying anything before you get that