ruler-of-olipoligo

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

the Hermitcraft server is very scary.

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

Obsessed with Oli OrionSound asking JoeHills what the Resistance Assistance is and Joe responding

"You know, I don't really try to understand what Grian does, it really frustrates my kid because it's all she wants to talk about at dinner. She's like "Dad, why did Grian decide to do this?" and I'm like "I don't know". It's just like, why don't we talk about something more simple like politics in Europe?"

(HermitCraft 9 Ep 49 on JoeHillsTSD, 22:45)

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

going to eat spaghettio's brb

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

*sees oli melt into liquid and looks around for any witnesses before dashing away*-blaze anon

Oli looks up and frowns.

Curse you, narrator! I don't like melting :(

The narrator looks down and shrugs.

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

*gives oli a warm hug*-blaze anon

Oli immediately melts in Blaze's arms.

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

im still wheezing at this interaction 

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

Yeah never eat ice cream too fast-blaze anon

There's no such thing as "too fast" when it comes to eating ice cream.

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

*plops a scoop of ice cream on olis pie* you got it buddy-blaze anon

Oli's eyes sparkle, and he eats the entire thing whole. Suddenly, he holds his forehead, groaning.

Brain freeze....

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

Haven’t tried it yet, still waiting for everyone to repair their roofs-blaze anon

Wow, that must suck. Lemme know when you do!

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

*hands him a slice of apple pie*here for you-blaze anon

Oli starts eating it with a random fork.

Thanks! How was the tip I gave you, by the way? Did it work?

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

Yeah, I am!

I uh...wanted to ask you something, actually.

*zooms at you zooms at you zooms at you zooms at you*

Hey Lizzie!

(´⊙ω⊙`)！

Hello! Oh you're that funny little bard aren't you?

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

*pops up from nowhere* hello oli!-blaze anon

Oli is unfazed.

Hey!

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

I’m not sure that qualifies as science but I’ll try it anyways thanks :D-blaze anon

Have fun!

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

*hands him a piece of lapis labeled 50038383837 diemundz* there, anyways how are you able to crash through ceilings without receiving any harm?-blaze anon

Thanks!

Oli stuffs the lapis in his mouth and chews it, getting blue dye everywhere. After a moment, he swallows and shrugs.

It’s easy. Close your eyes, and envision how the ceiling will look once you’ve crashed into it. By then, you should’ve made impact, and you won’t be harmed in the slightest!

Science is pretty awesome, eh?

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

*crashes through his ceiling* excuse me mr oli, I have a question for you-blaze anon

Is it how much that ceiling will cost? 50038383837 diamonds, please. I need to pay my debt off somehow.

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

@ethoslabrp

my vision for an etho appearance on empires

[ruler-of-olipoligo]

Bites you-blaze anon

why