rumpelskitschkin

[rumpelskitschkin]

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

[rumpelskitschkin]

and thus the meow meow's born

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

[rumpelskitschkin]

a man with long hair speaks an angel’s cant while a man with short hair speaks drivel. a man with long hair hides the world in his gaze while a short-haired man is depthless.

[rumpelskitschkin]

/itsy bitsy spider voice/ does anybody want to be fwriends with beenefits!!!!!!!! (#networking #manipulative)