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I wanna do a makeup vlog channel tbh

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fictional characters > real people

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My Type: Girls that look like they could murder me but also make really good hot chocolate.

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tbh girls are so nice

thank you to all of the girls who’ve ever given me their last hair elastic thank you to all the girls i’ve ever danced with at parties bc i wanted to dance but no one else was dancing also thanks to all the girls who’ve genuinely complimented me while passing me by thanks for baking me pies and giving me cool nail polish and plants and just overall being positive and supportive you are truly loved and appreciated and you’re a gift to this cruel world

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*playing video games while slouched sloppily on couch*

*dies in a bullshit way*

*irritably sits up and pays attention for next attempt* 

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some new additions to the collection

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new looks ft. $45 of eye shadow and my new bear, constable ginger cinnamon

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P: The point is to stay standing.  M: No walkers do that. I’m choosing something.  Maggie Greene meme one season (s6)

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i spend most nights doing my makeup and eating marshmallow fluff

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people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

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(insp.)

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my brother said I looked like jailbait and I got rly pissed

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studies ft. @meqabitch, done in acrylic . 4/3