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Hello gay people in my phone

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Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

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"bear in mind" why yes, dont mind if i do

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i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

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pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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gets corrupted by the salmon cannon

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bro is it parasocial to experience art

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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