rustybutterknife

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Welcome to being a Latina you get THREE types of representation:

-Sexy

-Single mother

-sweat shop worker.

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drink my concoction boy

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One guard lies. One guard tells the truth. One guard thinks he's telling the truth but operates from deeply unsound epistemological principles that were inculcated by his elders to steer him to specific predefined conclusions, he's not lying but nothing he says is as actionable as he thinks it is. One guard is honest but he's got that thing where he keeps confusing your left and right with his left and right, and even when it's just him he's always got to stop and think for a second to remember which is which, and long story short he's never once said the correct door on the first try. One guard says whatever the first guard to speak says because he's afraid of being left out. One guard claims the opposite of whoever was first to speak because he's a contrarian. One guard does that fuckass postmodern "what is truth" song and dance because he doesn't actually know which door is the correct one, he lost the briefing packet and for obvious reasons he can't pick a door to check in person. Defeats the whole point if you can come back

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Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

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We are officially under MCR WATCH. Remember this means there is a high probability of my chemical romance conditions developing. Once we actually see the first fan photo of Gerard we will be under an MCR WARNING

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87469 is my one-time password for my online transaction. they told me not to share with anyone but idgaf

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I watched Jaws for the first time last night and this was all I could think of the whole time

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[soft awoo]

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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

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we all have that one mutual with Information

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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oh we're confessing to crimes? I got expelled from high school for stealing vodka from a Walmart to sell to a friend, I only got caught because my now ex girlfriend (who I broke up with because her dad offered me money to break up with her) who at the time was just a friend snitched on the girl I was selling to but the principal caught me with the vodka before I could sell it to the other girl and I only know this story because shortly after I started dating the girl and after a long talk about regrets where I mentioned that I regret walking her like a dog in her fursuit at the mall because Reasons, she proceeded to tell me the whole story and said she really regrets it because now I'm a dropout and won't be a good father to the 6 children she wants to have with me (I was an open transfem to her at the time). I stopped stealing and drinking a few months after.

what the good fresh hell