This is a porn blog and/or a breakdown diary. Either way, reader beware. 30s. Queer in every direction. They/them unless you wanna fuck with my head (that's an invitation).
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I don't have much to say, just that I'm here for you. ❤️
Im sorry.
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shoutout to casual sexting for real
making a silly joke wont turn me off!! keep doing it!! its comforting
AND FOR CHRISTS SAKE YOURE ALLOWED TO USE EMOTICONS I DONT CARE
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Being active on your nsfw account is so embarrassing it’s like walking through the town square naked ugh don't look at my stupid wet pussy please
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Is there a word for when a song makes you inexplicably horny not because of any association just something in the way it sounds???
This used to be Disturbia for years but now its r.i.p.
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Friends don't let friends inboxes be devoid of tit pics, I don't make the rules
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priest shoving most of the rosary beads inside of you before church and making you sit through mass with the cross dangling out of you. can't close your legs too tightly or it'll press the hard metal of the cross into your sensitive thighs so you're forced to sit with your legs spread like a slut, getting more and more turned on as you feel the beads rub againt your insides with every tiny movement. by the time you have to stand up to recieve communion it's all you can do to hope that no one notices the unusual way you're walking and that your rosary won't slip out and show the entire congregation how much of a filthy heretical whore you are
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pussy slapping is so hot to me i love when their hand is large enough to completely cover your cunt and they show you absolutely no mercy
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Once when I was 19 we drove to church together and I groped her the whole journey so when we got there we made out listening to the church bells and then drove home again to fuck and the next week had to keep straight faces when the vicar said "we missed you last week"
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no one wants to force you on your knees and spread them apart with their boot anymore
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Feeling some kinda gender today. Need to give a faggot a tit wank and pound a dyke from behind. Are you a man or a woman? Im a man with tits. A woman with a dick. Im your pretty little boy toy. It's thank you ma'am when I let you come.
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i know we are just friends but friends can kiss each other too, dude. friends can finger each other, you know… friends can eat each other out… friends can… you know… fuck. would you fuck me? as friends, of course.
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Hospitality to the bone. Even your cunt's polite.
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Yeah yeah vulnerability and laughing during sex, whatever. Called my lover Orgasms Georg and she laughed so hard she fell over and I have bruises. Not the fun kind.
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Skipped my meds for a day and im unbearably horny
#grinding on my office chair level horny#fantasising about my boss levels of horny#wish someone was under my desk sucking me off kinda horny tbh
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I wanna be pathetic in an endearing way, ya know? Like "awe, you're so precious and pathetic when you beg to cum. Can you? Oh, I haven't decided yet. Just keep beg pet, I'll let you know when i make up my mind."
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drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that
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Bruises are so hot, I want to have bruises all over my body and make out with someone that also has bruises and we can squeeze each other to bear the pained whimpers and kiss some more
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