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there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman
And, guys...
i think ryoko kui really loves woman.
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Took me two months to nail how she looks, and then another month to pick away at this Beast, but here they are! Thavu through the years! As you can tell she is perfectly well adjusted and doing Just Great in the grimdark future of 40k PATREON
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In this post I will discuss submissive bishounen Skitarii and why this is canon
Okay, imagine you are a tech priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You have an entire army of fit, beautiful cyborg twinks that love being mind-controlled by you and think it’s the ultimate form of pleasure to serve. You have one tentacle for each cyborg boytoy and can keep ordering new stock from the forge world


Oh there’s one you’re not into? Don’t worry you can modify his appearance and uniform according to your preferences!
Oh you want something spicier? You can send them at the enemy and watch a livestream of huge armoured monsters taking them apart straight from their own eye cameras!


Even in canon, Skitarii uniforms are designed to be extremely sexualised. Slender androgynous silhouette compared to the other bulky armies, gas mask and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat, heeled boots. Plenty of trailing cable for the enemy to grab and tie them up with…


For further research, please refer to the novel ‘Skitarius’ by Rob Sanders. In the narrative, the main character (Haldron-44 Stroika) is a loyal, brave officer who is repeatedly captured and bullied by enemies. You will see my rendition of him above as the silver-haired, one eyed twink. A tech priest takes control of his body and humiliates him in front of an entire army as power play. A Dark Mechanicum priest ties him to a surgical table and teases him. And the Iron Warriors… sweet Omnissiah if I say what happens I will be suspended. But I have written a 12k word fanfic about his life as a Chaos toy, which has often been described as the sickest fanfic ever made for Warhammer (search ‘To Break a Soldier of the Machine God’ on AO3)
This is but a small example of such possibilities. I have no doubt that a Necron Overlord would collect harems of cute Skitarii to serve him. They are also prized pets among the Chaos Legions and Dark Eldar.
All evidence point to the fact that Skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you.
Thank you for coming to my speech.

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The votes of dead men outweighing the desires of the majority of the living, wonder what that can be a metaphor for
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Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news
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my personal belief is that Lucien is a cis man, but Mollymauk went on fantasy estrogen and got titties, so when Lucien came back he was like “fucking shit i gotta fix this” and got top surgery. so now Kingsley has top surgery scars but only because Molly and Lucien were locked in competitive gender transition for the last 3 years
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So within one day, bell's hells managed to:
✅ introduce percy to pate
✅ try to give percy therapy
✅ ask percy for a gun
They had a list of side quests, and they are HITTING ALL OF THEM.
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Essek has a 400′s life crisis and goes back on the road with a party of young adventurers. He, of course, brings Caleb with him.
all credits for this amazing idea goes back to the great @flappingduster-scribbles
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