Move Aside Muscle Beach We’ve Got Mussel River
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That’s not how you beach.
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Sidewalk? More like Dangerwalk?
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When you can’t find a football you improvise. Sometimes improvisation is bad.
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I made a Harry Potter reference that means I'm a "cool dad" right? Don’t answer that.
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Spin Me Right Round Zombie Right Round - I’ve often told I need brains. This has nothing to do with the undead.
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Poop is serious business, I shit you not.
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Elusive Emo Emu Escapes, Excitement Ensues Everywhere
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What could possibly go wrong with this combination?
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Just another day in Carytown.
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Richmond City Council supports Brook Road bike lane – CBS6 1/29/19 I wonder if they’ll get tired of supporting the lane?
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Thank God our wonderful legislature is keeping the hippie menace in check.
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I've been lazy about headlines and haven't seen many that I wanted to use. This one didn't stretch my building abilities.
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This story was trending but only as I was putting in the text did I realize it was from January of last year. I've let you all down for not providing timely headlines and feel just awful. Please find it in your heart to forgive my transgression.
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This heating system really stinks but has the faint scent of bacon.
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I'm on a boat and KING OF THE WORLD after setting off a three-hour tour I determined we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
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