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"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style
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Neil and Andrew babysitting Aaron’s kids
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There's no such thing as emotional cheating tbh you could say that shit about anything. what, am I emotionally cheating on you with this ant crawling along my sleeve right now? See how fuckin dumb that sounds? Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not cheating on anyone.
[Quietly waits for you to leave and then sends a knowing look to the ant]
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POV you walk into the kitchen at three am and find Nona in the fridge eating baking soda
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Dedicating this one to @bisexualfagdyke cause he shares my love for T4T Andreil

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andreil heard “crush” by ethel cain and decided to make it everyone’s problem
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Jean Moreau Insult Generator
Hello everyone and welcome to your very own Jean Moreau insult generator!! Spin this wheel for the adjective and this wheel for the noun and PLEASE share your results <3
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Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss
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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons
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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers
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neil gets BOOPING privileges
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hallway crush
(HIGH SCHOOL AU IN MY HEAD RUAUUGUGHG)
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oughh twinyard angst o<—<
#oh pretty boy aaron so true#obsessed with them theyre so gorgeous here#thinking about jane fic. to be aaron was to be a brother ..#aftg
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