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Got kicked out of applesbee for eating my glass, that I paid for, unbelievable
#applebees restaurant#applesbee#live laugh lobotomy#kissingboys#glass#eatglass#iloveeatingglass#numnumnjm#yummyyy
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Daily reminder that you have skin!! Don't forget!!
#lobotomize me#lobotomy#live laugh lobotomy#i need a lobotomy#skin#peel off your skin#schizo#schizoposting
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(At Walmart)
Employee: *sigh* "Sir please stop throwing bea-"
Me, an awesome kickass wizard with a really cool hat: "I CAST TESTICULAR DESTRUCTION" and just whip a beanie baby at his balls
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Just woke up from my nap, punched a bee out of the air and now I feel like ice cream
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