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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

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this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

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This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

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neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato:

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They are studying us in petri dishes

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

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they should invent an understanding and intellectualizing your feelings that makes them go away!!!

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that fish was only 21? they should have been at the glub! recwntly i have dreamed at night of sprouting insectile mandibles from my face and using them to tear people apart

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haha, gnome 🫵

chat what does this even mean

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i was at the grocery store just now this really happened

gay cashier: im gay

old evil homophobe: you’re going to hell 

2 day old baby: i love faggots

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Lowkey grinds my gears when people tag me in pictures of gar

Like he is beautiful he is wonderful but he is not a sturgeon

He doesn’t even have denticles

he doesn’t even scutes

Come on guys let’s put on our thinking caps

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poker got woke

let's woker!

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fish is like 50 years older than dinosaur

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A Midsummer Night’s Dream (details) — 1870 John Simmons