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Random vampire AU ramble just cause it was too tempting

Setting:

All the light sides are vampires, the dark sides are hunters

Patton is head of his own vampire manor

Remus and Roman were born human twins (still a prince and a duke)

Janus is a shapeshifter who became a hunter to protect his friend from a demon that friend made a deal with

Logan is the average working human

Virgil is also a normal human who wanted to make a legacy and so he ran away and became a hunter

Keep reading

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I can’t breeeaaathe. This is so cute ❤️❤️

Roman is the type of person who would propose with ring pops in elementary school.

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Sooooo. I’m getting a new job. I won’t be a retail worker anymore. But I’ll be working at the casino in the town just north of me so if you guys want to help me choose a new name for my blog that would be great.

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Why is this me????

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

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Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

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Everything about this post is great. 😂😂

how to draw arms ? ? 

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Wow.

You must complete 21 laps around the sun before you are permitted to drink fermented plant juice.

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Bisexual. And proud of it. I’m going on a date Friday with this girl I’ve been crushing on for a bit now and I’m so excited.

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

how about all three

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happy krimis

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I need this.

Do you know how hard it is to get people read a parody book when it’s called The Lightning Fart? Do you know how difficult it is to convince people that it’s a genuinely funny book? Do you know? Do you have the slightest idea? Does your brain even comprehend?

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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Omg. 😂😂😂

If the Earth was really flat cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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A unicorn existing seems much more plausible than a giraffe. The beautiful stallion with a horn, or the leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck.

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guys. does anyone else think of pastel as a quiet word and neon as a loud word???

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as a former band kid, i find this absolutely maddening....

Songs are just the audiobook versions of sheet music.

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i cant even do that. i lived in one house for 5 years and i still ran into everything when the power went out

Home is where you can walk around in the dark without bumping into anything