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Y’all give me a moment to flex the bassline I wrote for my new song

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what's a place you've never been but would love to visit?

I love old things. My favorite trip I’ve taken was to Machu Picchu. I also loved seeing Stonehenge. So I’d love to go to Japan and China to see the temples (cities are cool but old things are cooler). I also want to go to New Zealand to see caves and nature. I also really wanna see the Atacama desert in Chile. Because I’m from a tropical country I’ve also always wondered what the nordics are like, since it’s the farthest thing from a tropical rainforest. So I wanna see a really nordic place like Iceland or even Svalbard.

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I’m in love with all my friends but not in a romantic I want to kiss you way, in a I’m so happy you’re in my life and just seeing your little face fills me with so much light and joy kinda way

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Oh yeah, not to mention that by the time you don’t have to worry about money as much, you’ll be old, frail, and limited by your physical form. At your physical peak you will be limited by money and your time will be consumed making enough to survive. When you finally have time and money, your energy and lust for life will have been beaten out of you. If you express having even the slightest problem with all of this everyone will hate you and insult your character, as if not wanting to spend most of your life slaving away just to survive is a good way to spend your short existence on this big rock zooming through space

When you think about it for more than a few seconds it’s genuinely so mind boggling that you have to spend so much of your life just working. Like wtf. We’re on a rock floating through space with beautiful views and amazing creatures. Unfortunately most of it is locked behind a paywall and you have to pay to remove it with your limited earthly time. You have to worry about this made up thing called money which is intangible and meaningless but controls every part of your life. I can’t think about it for more than a few seconds at a time without it pissing me tf off

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When you think about it for more than a few seconds it’s genuinely so mind boggling that you have to spend so much of your life just working. Like wtf. We’re on a rock floating through space with beautiful views and amazing creatures. Unfortunately most of it is locked behind a paywall and you have to pay to remove it with your limited earthly time. You have to worry about this made up thing called money which is intangible and meaningless but controls every part of your life. I can’t think about it for more than a few seconds at a time without it pissing me tf off

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Also I know that I’d have no problem weaponizing my notoriety for things that bother me. I’ve seen famous people publicly discuss creeps who bother them and say “please don’t send this person hate”. That could never be me. If I saw someone saying weird creepy shit to me I’d wish online hell descending upon them. Doxx them. Send them ominous letters in the mail. I’m not the bigger person. That should be a perk of being famous tbh

Part of me loves the idea of being a YouTuber or being in a famous band, but when I actually think about everything that it would entail, the comments everywhere about everything, the constant attention, the invasion of privacy.. it makes me want to puke

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Part of me loves the idea of being a YouTuber or being in a famous band, but when I actually think about everything that it would entail, the comments everywhere about everything, the constant attention, the invasion of privacy.. it makes me want to puke

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OH HELL NAH THEY TURNED MY BOY MIKEY WAY INTO A BOOK!!!!!

so ryan (@ryan-sometimes) and I have been talking MCR fanfic because I've managed to get them to read Unholyverse and today they remembered a fic they'd read where Mikey Way gets turned into a book. It's not the main plot point, but it's the most memorable and I wasn't sure I believed them about it. We spent some time looking for it and yeah, it's real. and it's an Ella Enchanted AU.

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In my experience as a tumblr user, when you drop a tumblr inside joke irl to someone who’s never touched this website before they either act like you just said the weirdest thing ever or the absolute funniest thing they’ve ever heard. It’s a gamble

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Went in for a medication consult and the doctor asked me a billion times if there was any chance I could get pregnant in the next year. I was like listen doc. I’m a lesbian. With no rizz. On the pill. Who is infertile from polycystic ovarian syndrome. And I don’t like children. A fucking NUN is more likely to get pregnant than me.

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My 14 year old dog Cooper is so insanely crusty look at him

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Other songs that send me into a blind rage:

Dance Monkey by Tones And I

Anything by Ellie Goulding but especially Burn and Love Me Like You Do

Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Roar by Katy Perry

BABY SHARK!!!

I don't know why but the song Californication sends me into a blind rage I hate it so much

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I don't know why but the song Californication sends me into a blind rage I hate it so much

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What’s a really unusual skill you have?

I can write with both of my hands at the same time, but forwards with my right hand and backwards with my left. It’s like there’s a mirror down the middle of the page/board. I’m right handed and can’t normally write with my left hand, but if I’m using my right hand at the same time, I can write with my left hand too, but only if I’m mirroring everything I’m doing with my right and it has to be simultaneously. I’ve been able to do this since at least 5th grade. No one taught me and I didn’t deliberately learn it either, I just randomly did it one day.

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I’ll say that I’m bloody knackered in my fake ass American accent purely to amuse myself. What are they gonna do? Tell me I can’t? I learned English from watching YouTube and listening to music. I live in Brazil. A country where only 3% of the population speaks English. I didn’t pick up any of my slang in English naturally because I didn’t pick up ENGLISH naturally, so…

One thing I like about not being a native English speaker is that I can steal slang from everywhere and no one can judge me. I can use British and American slang in the same sentence and no one can stop me. What are they gonna do? Tell me I’m stealing someone else’s slang? I’m stealing this entire language anyways.

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One thing I like about not being a native English speaker is that I can steal slang from everywhere and no one can judge me. I can use British and American slang in the same sentence and no one can stop me. What are they gonna do? Tell me I’m stealing someone else’s slang? I’m stealing this entire language anyways.