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hey moon, don’t you go down

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Cake emoji rates by L

The cake to strawberry ratio of this one is disappointing. Essentially just white cake with a sad lonely strawberry on top. Nice icing layer in the middle but all that free real estate is going to waste. This cake makes me feel existential dread. Would still eat though. 4/10

I am unsure if the cake is very small or the strawberry is very large. White spots on the berry suggests someone sneezed on it, but not a deal-breaker. Strawberries in the middle is a plus but who iced this thing? Appears to be lacking side-icing and the top layer is much too thin. Probably not sweet enough. 6/10 

Now here we have a proper amount of side-icing, but the black outline throws off the whole realism aspect. Perhaps they were going for a Cubist rendition, a bold move! Halved cherries in the middle? Suspect but promising. 8/10

Whipped cream dollops, but at what cost? Appears to be un-iced entirely outside, but the presentation of the strawberries is very nice and perhaps the middle layer compensates somewhat. I hope the top and bottom cake layers aren’t actually white bread. 6/10

Unimpressive although unoffensive. Probably what you’d expect at an airport. I wouldn’t turn it down. 5/10

A mayonnaise and ketchup cake. No thanks, unless I was really desperate. 1/10

An iced wedge of cheese with radishes in the middle. The top strawberry is probably the cutest of the bunch, but with the introduction of vegetables and cheese I’ll have to pass. 0/10   I’d eat the strawberry so 2/10

Look at the composition and multitude of layers in this one. I am unsure what the addition of the marble adds to this, but the presentation is very nice. Outside icing ratio could be better but this cake is beautiful both inside AND out. There’s a lot going on here and I want to solve this puzzle. 9/10

The stem and offending green leaves of the strawberry have been removed, which shows care in the preparation, but again, icing is minimal. The red dotted line suggests this cake is meant to be split and shared, but then who gets the icing and strawberry? This cake is a homewrecker. I like it. 7/10

This is a house. 0/10

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Screw it

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I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a “road work ahead” sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks I’m the funniest person she knows

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self care

is when youre so dehydrated that you dont move your legs to avoid your calf from cramping up

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August 20, 2008 @ Brisbane Entertainment Centre, Brisbane

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“but where’s the sweat? the blood? life isn’t about smiles and forced politeness. life is raw, it’s meant to leave marks on you. if you can’t remember anything from the last two years, it’s because you’ve done nothing memorable during them. fuck that.”

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he is so beautiful

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Doctor: you have 8 minutes to live

Me:

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Look at this beautiful boy

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Brendon Urie: comes out as pansexual

Me: this is so iconic Alexa play girls/girls/boys

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the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

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I have never seen so much love in one place

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Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm